Stranded!

barneysplash

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:


Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two Austrian men and one Austrian woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Canadian men and one Canadian woman
Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two American men and one American woman
Two Swedish men and one Swedish woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Two Indian men and one Indian woman
Two Swiss men and one Swiss woman
Two Australian men and one Australian woman
Two New Zealand men and one New Zealand woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman


One month later the following things have happened:


The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a menage-a-trois.


The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman. Order before passion.


The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is happily cleaning and cooking for her boys.


The Austrians travel the island telling everyone that they are not from Germany.


The two English men are still waiting for someone to introduce them
to the English woman.


The Canadians are stunned to find there are two sexes underneath
their winter parkas, mittens and Bomber hats.


In a fit of jealous rage, one Italian man killed the other
Italian man for the Italian woman. The happy couple speed
around the island on a scooter without crash helmets.


The two American men are contemplating suicide, because
the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly
about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun
is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do,
the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household
chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her
last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer
than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is
the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they
bring a goddamn cell phone so they could call 911 and get
them all rescued off this godforsaken deserted island
in the middle of nowhere so she can get
her nails done and go shopping.


The Swedish are seeking planning permisson for a 15 million square foot
IKEA store.


The Japanese control 100% of the electronics manufacturing on the
island - as was their intenetion all along.


The two Chinese men have set up a 24 hour pharmacy/liquor store/
restaurant/laundry/internete cafe, and have gotten the woman pregnant
in order to supply employees for their store.


The Indian men have set up call-centre / IT outsourcing business campus.
They refuse to talk to the Indian woman as she is from the wrong caste
and without bridal gift.


The two Swiss men and the Swiss woman are discretly handling the banking
needs of everyone on the island.


The two Australian men beat each into a bloody mess for the
Australian woman, who is checking out all the
other men after calling them both w*nkers.


Both the New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.


The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South
and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex
is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after
the first few bottles of coconut whisky,
but at least the English aren't having any fun.

Oman

vg i like a joke with a bit of a story to it

barneysplash

Can anyone think of any other countries to include?

Remember, keep it light - no nasty stuff

Oman

the two omanian men struck oil and are selling it for high price while the woman does all the work

wreckless

well funny, we likes

patmac

The two Romanian men and one woman are waiting for the rest of their extended families to come and live with them on the island's one roundabout trying to sell dangerous toys to the Chinese children and playing the accordian very badly(just like they were doing last week in Ballinasloe).