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brownpaper pete

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  • 06-10-2007 10:32am
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    Enright
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    Cowboy walks into a saloon and orders a drink. He looks around him and sees the bar is empty.
    "Hey bartender, where is everybody?" he asks
    Bartender says "they're all at the hangin'"
    "Who they hangin'?" the cowboy asks.
    "Brownpaper Pete"
    "Brownpaper Pete?" the cowboy says incredulously, "why'd they call him 'Brownpaper Pete'?"
    "Well," says the barkeep, "his hat's made of brown paper, his coat's made of brown paper; hell, even his shoes're made of brown paper"
    "What're they hangin' him for?" the cowboy asks.


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    "Rustlin'"


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    mc nuggets
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    I like it :D


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    GLaDOS
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    So bad it's good

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    JohnnyStones
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    not bad:D :D
    :cool:


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    Sinfonia
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    Got a groan and a laugh from me :D


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    patmac
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    You should be tied to a cow's tail and scuttered to death for that one;) , I still laughed btw.


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    Enright
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Enright


    thanks pat
    scuttered to death? pat?

    mmmm starting to see a link here!!


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