Can we finally say for a fact

Kold

That Budweiser is píss and it's not OK to drink?

Zaph

The Brotherhood's position on Bud is that it's not actually beer and therefore serves no useful purpose unless the wimmins want it to wash something with it.

fifth

YES.. we can!

trout

Budweiser is beer for people who don't like beer. That is all.

It's a training beer for young scumbags before they move onto dutch mold.

JohnnyStones

Yes Bud is a horrible beer but it does have some good points (well one it does get you drunk);) Guinness for me:cool:

SligoBrewer

bud is for wimmenz,

tennants ftw!:D

muboop1

druids?? no... well its strong and tastes mad sweet!!! but if i have to go for a beer... sol(cheap corona) or carlsberg(got used to this whe lidl had a cheap offer for it)

Zaph

JohnnyStones wrote:

Yes Bud is a horrible beer but it does have some good points (well one it does get you drunk)

Brother Johnny, you have much to learn of the Way of the Brotherhood. It is not the destination that is important, it is the journey you took to get there.

johnnyskeleton

Budvar, on the other hand, is quite a good beer. The yanks took it, added rats piss, and changed the name to budwieser.

Senna

No its not ok to drink, its just water and Clydesdale pee.

The Bollox

zaph wrote:

Brother Johnny, you have much to learn of the Way of the Brotherhood. It is not the destination that is important, it is the journey you took to get there.

damn you, Brother Zaph, damn you to hell. I had just gotten Don't Stop Believin' out of my head. good song but vastly overplayed

AlmightyCushion

The Bollox wrote:

damn you, Brother Zaph, damn you to hell. I had just gotten Don't Stop Believin' out of my head. good song but vastly overplayed

Just to add to your pain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip1zsUIosoA

Zaph

The Bollox wrote:

damn you, Brother Zaph, damn you to hell. I had just gotten Don't Stop Believin' out of my head. good song but vastly overplayed

My apologies Brother Bollox. Had I realised Journey the effect my seemingly Journey innocuous statment would have had Journey, obviously I would Journey have omitted the offending Journey word.

The Bollox

fight fire with fire, that's what the Bollox says

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xKLnsTUOB0

Max_Damage

I'll drink píss if it has alcohol in it!

That said, I refuse to drink alcopops.

meriwether

I like Budweiser, tis my drink. Its in no way a girly drink, and sometimes my boyfriend drinks it too.

(Oh, yeah, that 'joke' would have worked better if you had known in advance I am a man, and was being ironic about the whole 'girly' thing, while at the same time, hilariously, having a boyfriend).

(It would also work better if you knew I was straight, and was pretending to be gay for comedic effect).

Dear, oh dear *gets coat, knows he will never get accepted into the brotherhood now*.

Slow Motion

meriwether wrote:

I like Budweiser, tis my drink. Its in no way a girly drink, and sometimes my boyfriend drinks it too.

(Oh, yeah, that 'joke' would have worked better if you had known in advance I am a man, and was being ironic about the whole 'girly' thing, while at the same time, hilariously, having a boyfriend).

(It would also work better if you knew I was straight, and was pretending to be gay for comedic effect).

Dear, oh dear *gets coat, knows he will never get accepted into the brotherhood now*.

The only way to redeem yourself after that "post" is to go to the bar and buy the brothers beer for the rest of the week !

Karl Hungus

Budweiser is not to be encouraged.

Now, Duvel at 8.5% is a beer that should be encouraged.

smashey

meriwether wrote:

I like Budweiser, tis my drink.

Get out.

ibh

smashey wrote:

Get out.

Firm, but fair... It's important that people don't feel that its ok to drink Bud.. I can't think why pubs are still allowed sell it. It must have medicinal purposes over and above that of other beers.

Slow Motion

Lads and lassies as the resident barman in YORE MAs I think I am particularly qualified to sort this out once and for all.

Bud = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bud lite = bat.jpg

End Of, lock this thread now

The Bollox

Karl Hungus wrote:

Budweiser is not to be encouraged.

Now, Duvel at 8.5% is a beer that should be encouraged.

duvel is a savage beer. it's really strong and very easy to drink (like Staroprammen in the Czech Republic, the imported stuff is shíte)

sprinkles

I will drink any beer that can be traced back to German monks. Bud can be traced back the Americans. They don't even have monks over there.....

The only good thing and I mean ONLY good thing that can be done with a bottle of Bud is to beat the crap out of the pansy b@sard that bought it for you

Todays Nugget: Bavarian monks brewed double bocks as sustenance for their Lenten fasts. Since they were allowed drink but no food, they developed a nourishing, high-alcohol beer.

Karl Hungus

The Bollox wrote:

duvel is a savage beer. it's really strong and very easy to drink (like Staroprammen in the Czech Republic, the imported stuff is shíte)

Glad to see a love of fine beer on here. Far too many people are of the opinion that it's something just to get your drunk, not to be enjoyed and savoured. As Zaph said, it's not the destination, but the journey that counts, and I couldn't agree more.

Staroprammen is good, I've had it when I was in Prague, but a local of mine does the imported stuff, and I still like it.

I do remember posting a pic of myself here, with a bottle of Tsing Tao in hand, and some goober commenting that I should have a Bud Lite, or something 'lite' anyway, and that really didn't sit well with me at all... Rant mode was activated.

As far as beers go, there's just so many I love, once you get away from the mainstream crap. I love getting a refreshing pint of Hoegaarden, especially in those awesome glasses!

AlmightyCushion

Karl Hungus wrote:

I do remember posting a pic of myself here, with a bottle of Tsing Tao in hand, and some goober commenting that I should have a Bud Lite, or something 'lite' anyway, and that really didn't sit well with me at all... Rant mode was activated.

I don't know what Tsing Tao is but recommending bud lite over a real beer should be a crime punishable by death.

Senna

Karl Hungus wrote:

I love getting a refreshing pint of Hoegaarden, especially in those awesome glasses!

Ah hoegarrden (stares up to the sky with fond memories)

used to work in a pub in London that had hoegarrden on tap, every Wednesday night the lines were cleaned and the beer had to be pulled through and dumped, about 5 pints. Just so happened that i was off every Wednesday night, but as i was a good employee i would arrive just before closing time in case they needed a hand.
Good end to many a wednesday night.

Corksham

It would be wiser to drink something else bud. Sorry a terrible pun is needed when describing a terrible beer

ibh

Ha, Hoegaarden!!! That's cheered me up on a really shítty day.. I'm go to the pub on friday and ask if they have (a) Hoegaarden..!

ferdi

sprinkles wrote:

Todays Nugget: Bavarian monks brewed double bocks as sustenance for their Lenten fasts. Since they were allowed drink but no food, they developed a nourishing, high-alcohol beer.

So they wait til they have an empty stomach and then breakout the the high octane brew....now thats the kind of catholicism i can get behind!!

Slow Motion

ibh wrote:

Ha, Hoegaarden!!! That's cheered me up on a really shítty day.. I'm go to the pub on friday and ask if they have (a) Hoegaarden..!

We do in YORE MAs it's called the snug !










*Ducks behind the bar to avoid the many objects thrown by the wimmins*

Doctor DooM

they had a beer called kamenitza in Bulgaria. 75c a pint, and tasted sweet. I miss it more than any female I ever knew!

Slow Motion

SDooM wrote:

I miss it more than any female I ever knew!

A fine upstanding (sitting on a barstool) example of a brother !




*Sautes SDoom*

trout

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I don't know what Tsing Tao is

Tsing Tao is a Chinese beer (I think) ... it is magnificent beer, and makes an oriental meal taste even better. I don't see it in the off-licence too often ... but it's worth making the effort for ... trust me, lovely, lovely, lovely beer I urge all the Brothers & Sisters to try this beer, you'll thank me.

recommending bud lite over a real beer should be a crime punishable by death.

what he said :mad:

smashey

Slow Motion wrote:

Ducks behind the bar to avoid the many objects thrown by the wimmins

There shall be no ducking from the truth.*















*Running is optional

The Bollox

Karl Hungus wrote:

As far as beers go, there's just so many I love, once you get away from the mainstream crap. I love getting a refreshing pint of Hoegaarden, especially in those awesome glasses!

the pints are nice indeed, but the bottles are far better IMO. about a year or so ago we got a free case of the stuff in the pub for the staff to try out. my god that was a good night and the glasses are amazing, I have made a mental note to swipe the next one handed to me in a pub

Twin Lance

Budweiser to me is like having sex in a canoe. F*cking close to water.
Sorry, think I stole this off someone on boards!

Slow Motion

Right lets end this, if you want a pint of bud wait till I have a couple of hinos and then I'll piss into a pint glass, stick it in the fridge for an hour and serve it to you.

trout

trout wrote:

Tsing Tao is a Chinese beer (I think) ... it is magnificent beer, and makes an oriental meal taste even better. I don't see it in the off-licence too often ...

Dunnes sell 6 packs of Tsing Tao, not sure of the price though.

Zaph

Yep, seen it in Tesco too. Never tried it but given the high praise afforded to it here I might just have to.

Jesus Wept

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Slow Motion

The-Rigger wrote:

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Trigger ! OUT !

vorbis

Tsing Tao is a nice beer. I like the Thai beer Singha (sp?) as well.

The best "lite" beer I have come across is Sam Adams Light (a local brewery here in Boston). It doesn't have the strong belgian / czech beer taste but definitely does have a beer taste as opposed to Miller Lite / Bud Lite / Carbonated Urine.

Jesus Wept

Slow Motion wrote: »

Trigger ! OUT !

hmmm, was there some confusion? I was trying to say I hate it... lol

admiralofthefleet

we sell shítloads more bavaria and fosters than bud in my pub, all of our customers hate the shít

sprinkles

They don't stock Bud in one of the pubs in Dun Loaghaire any more - no demand apparently.

Slow Motion

The-Rigger wrote: »

hmmm, was there some confusion? I was trying to say I hate it... lol

Well, it read to me as I don't Hate bud *






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h57xiucj2z946q

i was drinking heiniken in scribes in athlone last night. that tasted like piss. my piss.

Doctor DooM

Slow Motion wrote: »

A fine upstanding (sitting on a barstool) example of a brother !




*Sautes SDoom*

My thanks brother.

Maybe this anti bud stance should go in the charter for those who need edumacation?

Slow Motion

SDooM wrote: »

My thanks brother.

Maybe this anti bud stance should go in the charter for those who need edumacation?

Hmm.... you might be on to something there !

Slow Motion wrote: »

Borther SDoom has asked that the charter be amended to support the brothers anti bud and all things lite ! I concur, your opinion brothers ?

h57xiucj2z946q

The-Rigger wrote: »

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