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Engineers Phone Wallpaper

  • 09-10-2007 7:43pm
    #1
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭


    Here is a wallpaper I made for a pal who is a devoted engineer.



    As Dilbert said, you know you're an engineer when someone asks you:

    Q "You have 7 pens in your pockets. How many of them do you need?"

    A "All of them"


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  • #2
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,232 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    barneysplash wrote:
    Here is a wallpaper I made for a pal who is a devoted engineer.



    As Dilbert said, you know you're an engineer when someone asks you:

    Q "You have 7 pens in your pockets. How many of them do you need?"

    A "All of them"


    Dont get it?


  • #3
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    kearnsr wrote:
    Dont get it?


    You can never have enough pens!



    The Wire is great. I have the first 3 seasons on box set. Haven't seen any of season 4 yet.

    My brother is a big fan as well and he is going to Baltimore in a few days for a work thing.
    He'll get to see those corners and towers and all the hustle and flow for real!

    Did you know that Baltimore is from the Irish Baile an ti more?


  • #4
    tak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭tak


    Need something better than that to pull 'em, Sonny.
    Look at the ramparts of victory.
    That's more worthy of an engineer . . .

    Done%20Conwy%20Castle%20and%20Suspension%20Bridge.jpg


  • #5
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,232 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    barneysplash wrote:
    You can never have enough pens!



    The Wire is great. I have the first 3 seasons on box set. Haven't seen any of season 4 yet.

    My brother is a big fan as well and he is going to Baltimore in a few days for a work thing.
    He'll get to see those corners and towers and all the hustle and flow for real!

    Did you know that Baltimore is from the Irish Baile an ti more?


    I meant the image!


  • #6
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    Oh right the image.

    Well you see these kind of bumper stickers or joke signs in offices:

    Accounts do it by the numbers
    Musicians do it with their instruments
    Firemen do it with a big hose
    Policemen do it with handcuffs and a big stick

    It's just a bit of suggestive fun on the fact that so much of
    engineering involves precise measurement.

    Oh, and I coloured the nut pink so it symbolises a woman.


    I know, I have too much time on my hands :)


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  • #7
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,232 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    barneysplash wrote: »

    It's just a bit of suggestive fun on the fact that so much of
    engineering involves precise measurement.

    You dont know many engineers!


  • #8
    bowsie casey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭bowsie casey


    What is The Wire ?


  • #9
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,232 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    bowsie casey wrote: »
    What is The Wire ?

    Best TV show ever made. Click on the link


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