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Men's logic

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  • 10-10-2007 10:17am
    #1
    digitally-yours
    Registered Users Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭


    Read this and thought it was very funny !:D

    A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

    The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

    The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honour. I brought The child
    into the world with all the pain and labour.

    The child Should be in my custody."

    The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your
    defence?"

    The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honour... If
    I put a dollar in a coke Vending Machine and a coke Comes out...

    Whose coke is it... The machine's or mine?


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