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*Divorced Barbie

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  • 10-10-2007 11:10am
    #1
    digitally-yours
    Registered Users Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭


    A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's
    birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

    He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store
    manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"

    The Manager replied, "Which one? We have
    'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95,
    'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95,
    'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95,
    'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95,
    'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 and
    'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00"

    "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?, the
    father asked.

    The store manager replied: "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's
    house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings


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    #2
    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Excellent.


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    #3
    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    She come with ken best friend as well ;)


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    #4
    ciggs
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭ciggs


    Very good :D


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,902 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Better dust off this one.

    Father goes in to a store to buy dolls for christmas. So he asks the assistant if Barbie comes with Ken. And gets told "no she doesn't come with Ken, she comes with Action Man, she fakes it with Ken"


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