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Osama and bush

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  • 10-10-2007 11:18am
    #1
    digitally-yours
    Registered Users Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭


    Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
    handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter
    and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

    370HSSV-0773H

    Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had
    no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

    No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

    With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain 's MI-6 for
    help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the
    President he's holding the message upside down."


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    #2
    C_Breeze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭C_Breeze


    crap , i noticed it straight away


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    We're too used to leet talk


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    #4
    im_invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭im_invisible


    mr*mr
    cdbdis
    mr*mr


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    #5
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    C-Breeze gets a 1 week holiday for infringing on the Charter.
    Read it people please, there's no charge.


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    #6
    spudington16
    Registered Users Posts: 786 ✭✭✭spudington16


    Hagar wrote:
    C-Breeze gets a 1 week holiday for infringing on the Charter.
    Read it people please, there's no charge.

    Why, precisely, is it a bannable offence to tell people you dislike their jokes? It seems ridiculous.


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    #7
    spudington16
    Registered Users Posts: 786 ✭✭✭spudington16


    And why does the charter get a capital C? It makes it sound like a sacred text!


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    #8
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Spundington16 banned from Humour for questioning Mod decision on thread.


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    #9
    Oman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    very funny i must say

    oh hagar maybe c_breeze was saying crap as in damn it i noticed it straight away although if he did he'd probably pm'd you by now so maybe he didnt. ok i've confused myself


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Oman wrote:
    oh hagar maybe c_breeze was saying crap as in damn it i noticed it straight away
    that's what I thought when I first read it and was wondering why the ban was placed, but now I see. he should have but a period after 'crap' it would have made his point a lot easier to read


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    #11
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    That is indeed a non-zero possibility but I've had no PM yet.
    I would much rather have made a mistake than find another gobshyte who won't play by the rules.


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    #12
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    y'know, when you return Thor's hammer he's not going to be best pleased that it's been chipped to shít from all the bannings you have been dishing out


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    #13
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    upside down v looks nothing like A....

    :p


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    #14
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    Ah come on now Rig, theres nitpickin and then theres takin it out for lunch and gettin to know the nit first

    and for the record AVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAV

    come on


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    EricM
    Registered Users Posts: 233 ✭✭EricM


    when i read c breeze's post i took "crap" to mean that he was upset that he already knew the punchline, not that he thought the joke was crap.


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    #16
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    EricM wrote: »
    when i read c breeze's post i took "crap" to mean that he was upset that he already knew the punchline, not that he thought the joke was crap.

    +1 Thats what I thought also. :confused:

    Good joke though! :)


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    #17
    Nailz
    Registered Users Posts: 7,688 ✭✭✭Nailz


    Joe Robot wrote: »
    +1 Thats what I thought also. :confused:

    Good joke though! :)

    Make that +2...


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    #18
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I have lifted C-Breeze's ban because it's possible, even probable, that I mis-read his intent.


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