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Defniition of Few common words

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  • 12-10-2007 10:45am
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    digitally-yours
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    Life Insurance:

    A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.


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    Nurse:

    A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.

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    Classic:

    Books, which people praise, but do not read.


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    Smile:

    A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


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    Office:

    A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


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    Yawn:

    The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


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    Etc.:

    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


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    Committee:

    Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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    Father:

    A banker provided by nature.


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    Criminal:

    A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.


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    Boss:

    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


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    Politician:

    One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.


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    Doctor:

    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


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    School:

    A place where Dad Pays and Son Plays.


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