I always knew cats were evil

Slow Motion

And here's the evidence

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20071011/D8S6O88G0.html

Jesus Wept

I knew it too Brother, good find.

biko

GREENVILLE, Maine (AP) - Thumper, a black Labrador retriever, is getting credit for saving a Greenville man when a fire swept through his home.

Roland Cote said his wife and their 7-year-old grandson were away when the blaze started early Sunday in a converted two-story garage. He said Thumper grabbed him by the arm to wake him, leaving just enough time for him to dial 911 before fleeing the fast-moving fire.

While the dog is the hero, a cat is the bad guy in this story.

Cote said the fire marshal investigator believes the blaze was started when Princess, the family cat, tipped over a kerosene lantern. Cote says he and his pets escaped safely, but he says Princess did get her tail singed by the flames.

http://people.ucsc.edu/~javshalo/images/cat.jpg

humanji

I can't help but feel that people who have kerosene lanterns knocking about their home are asking for trouble!

KTRIC

"Cat pulls pin out of handgrenade that was left on worktop". Would you blame the cat or the owner for leaving the handgrenade there ?

ejmaztec

KTRIC wrote: »

"Cat pulls pin out of handgrenade that was left on worktop". Would you blame the cat or the owner for leaving the handgrenade there ?

A cat wouldn't be that stupid. It would retire to a safe distance, then use it's mind-power to force the owner to pull out the pin. Don't under-estimate the all-powerful Moggie, the real ruler of this planet.

humanji

Depends on whether or not the cat did it on purpose.

Ghost Train

heres the reason the cat burnt down the house
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cats humiliation
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So tempted to just delete...

gucci

eolhc wrote: »

heres the reason the cat burnt down the house
cats humiliation NSFW

i never get surpised what il see next on the net

um7y1h83ge06nx

Cats = cnuts
Dogs = one of the lads, sound as a pound.

End of story.

Reku

Me and my cat will take over the world !

The suspect cat made a later attempt to finish the job, but once again failed. He was subsequently arrested, read his rights, and detained for further questioning.

His solicitor released the following statement.

However, following the trial he was found guilty of 2 attempts at manslaughter and one of dog slaughter and sentenced to be put down. His family were allowed to be present for the injection but were so upset that they have since become bitter and twisted.

Muhaha!



Spot the person who really needs to get out more...

ejmaztec

Hanna Aggressive Galaxy wrote: »

Cats = cnuts
Dogs = one of the lads, sound as a pound.

End of story.

Cats = Our lords and masters.

Dogs = thick as a brick.:D

Cats also don't steal your beer - they know how to treat their subjects!

Slow Motion

Me and my cat will take over the world !

KTRIC wrote: »

"Cat pulls pin out of handgrenade that was left on worktop". Would you blame the cat or the owner for leaving the handgrenade there ?

The cat obviously ! They're evil I tells ye ! EEEEeeeeevvvvvviiiillllllll !

Reku

Me and my cat will take over the world !

Slow Motion wrote: »

The cat obviously ! They're evil I tells ye ! EEEEeeeeevvvvvviiiillllllll !

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_the_Cat

An Citeog

I don't particularly like cats but for the purpose of cat pictures and videos, they're great!

strange!

ScumLord

Cats are pretty cool but there not people pets, you can bring your dog to a friends house and he'll go around saying hello being socialable like a person would cats don't get it. There idea of being nice to you is pissing on you while you sleep then waiting for you to wake up so they can see the look on your face. Dirty bastard cat I can't believe he did that to me. :mad:

Clare Bear

Me and my cat will take over the world !

ScumLord wrote: »

Cats are pretty cool but there not people pets, you can bring your dog to a friends house and he'll go around saying hello being socialable like a person would cats don't get it. There idea of being nice to you is pissing on you while you sleep then waiting for you to wake up so they can see the look on your face. Dirty bastard cat I can't believe he did that to me. :mad:

Ahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Try working as Veterinary Nurse for a year, I'm still all scrawl scars from the fookers a year later! Cats are bastards. It's a fact. I don't trust cat people either. Dogs on the other hand, they're your buddy, the world would be a sad place without doggies

Peyton Manning

Robert De Niro's 'why cats are better' theory in Meet The Parents applies here.

MooseJam

Atari Jaguar (Virtual cat)

Slow Motion wrote: »

And here's the evidence

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20071011/D8S6O88G0.html

The-Rigger wrote: »

I knew it too Brother, good find.

humanji wrote: »

I can't help but feel that people who have kerosene lanterns knocking about their home are asking for trouble!

KTRIC wrote: »

"Cat pulls pin out of handgrenade that was left on worktop". Would you blame the cat or the owner for leaving the handgrenade there ?

wow multi quote functionality, had to give it a go

Jesus Wept

Hanna Aggressive Galaxy wrote: »

Cats = cnuts
Dogs = one of the lads, sound as a pound.

End of story.

+1 million. Promote this man.

Black Swan

Can't be catty!

Wertz

So, how many domestic cats ripped toddlers' faces to shreds this year then?
Oh yeah...none.

Well, except maybe this one.
Ninja Cat

cazzy

Cats are cool and intelligent animals ! :cool:

Glad she only singed her tail thakfully.

robo

Dogs are the biz!!
Cats are just sly!!

TheMilkyPirate

Depends what type of cat your on about. Big cats ftw

http://www.naturetrek.co.uk/pics/mp_Tiger.jpg

Dudess

farohar wrote:

The suspect cat made a later attempt to finish the job, but once again failed. He was subsequently arrested, read his rights, and detained for further questioning.

His solicitor released the following statement.

However, following the trial he was found guilty of 2 attempts at manslaughter and one of dog slaughter and sentenced to be put down. His family were allowed to be present for the injection but were so upset that they have since become bitter and twisted.

Muhaha!



Spot the person who really needs to get out more...

Brilliant!
Ah in fairness, both are great. But cats are easier to look after. Some dogs are on a par with children. I wouldn't be home enough to look after a dog, but I could look after a cat no probs. That doesn't make me more a cat person than a dog person. I love them both equally.

Wertz

To paraphrase someone else; I really like dogs....but I couldn't eat a whole one.

WoollyRedHat

Wertz wrote: »

So, how many domestic cats ripped toddlers' faces to shreds this year then?
Oh yeah...none.

Well, except maybe this one.
Ninja Cat

lol at that video. It's just how random it was, it came out of nowhere as if it was planning it all day!


Cat: Eheh, look at the baby over there, all happy and cute. While Poor Mr. Hunchelss gets no more attention and always is left last to feed!

Time to plot my revenge. I will strike as the baby approaches for one of it's favourite toys which I had previously stolen and then pounce and show it who is the real boss!


I bet that's what it was thinking, evil cats!

Edit:"To paraphrase someone else; I really like dogs....but I couldn't eat a whole one."

The Chinese could, I hear it's a regular on the breakfast menu!

Dudess

It certainly had me lolling.

dfx-

Atari Jaguar (Virtual cat)

biko wrote: »

http://people.ucsc.edu/~javshalo/images/cat.jpg

:cool:

Cats rule

Doctor DooM

Me and my cat will take over the world !

So who is kicking off the inevitable dogs vs cats poll?

Dogs btw. I like pets that actually, you know, like me.

Slow Motion

Me and my cat will take over the world !

SDooM wrote: »

So who is kicking off the inevitable dogs vs cats poll?

Dogs btw. I like pets that actually, you know, like me.

OK Your on !

Dudess

Dogs can be a bit too nice for their own good though. They're so innocent and trusting and when they get badly treated, they just come back for more. It can be heartbreaking. I wish they'd develop some backbone.

comongethappy

Atari Jaguar (Virtual cat)

cats rule - they only give their affection to a select few. Dogs more or less see anyone and think it's their new best friend!

Mossy Monk

Both have their merits.

Senna

Me and my cat will take over the world !

Dudess wrote: »

Dogs can be a bit too nice for their own good though. They're so innocent and trusting and when they get badly treated, they just come back for more. It can be heartbreaking. I wish they'd develop some backbone.

hardly the dogs fault, just the w*nker owners.

Dudess

Of course. Being strung up by the genitalia is too good for those c*nts but if it was in all dogs' genetic make-up to defend themselves...

Reku

Me and my cat will take over the world !

Prefer dogs but do have to admit that cats are better at making themselves look cute... scheming so-and-sos....:p

Slow Motion

Me and my cat will take over the world !

Mossy Monk wrote: »

Both have their merits.

Get off the fence you this is a very important issue, if you're not with us.......

Doctor DooM

Me and my cat will take over the world !

comongethappy wrote: »

cats rule - they only give their affection to a select few. Dogs more or less see anyone and think it's their new best friend!

Yeah, that being nice to everyone thing is a real personality flaw...:rolleyes:

Lunula

My loyalties lie with dogs, of course. But yes, those cats will one day take over.

I think America would fair better with a moggie leader than George Bush.

bleg

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