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So, jokes.

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  • 12-10-2007 11:54am
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    Varkov
    Registered Users Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭


    There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman and they are all
    trapped in a jail cell.
    Eventually they all starved to death.

    What's the difference between a rottwieller and a poodle?
    There are many differences. They are two totally different breeds of dog.

    What do you get if you cross a horse and a donkey?
    A mule.

    Why do women fake orgasms?
    Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.


    Two men are sitting in a pub.
    One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of
    strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man
    replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug
    habit.'

    Hahaha. Well I'm cracking up. On the inside.


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    #2
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Amused me anyway
    :D


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    #3
    Flushdraw
    Registered Users Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Flushdraw


    Wtf


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    #4
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Anti-jokes very fashionable, and quite funny.


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    Zapp Brannigan
    Registered Users Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    Ah ye good ole German jokes!

    I like, but you forgot this chestnut:

    What do you get if you stick a knife in a baby?


    A life sentence.


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