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Really Good German Joke

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  • 14-10-2007 1:49pm
    #1
    bangersandmash
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    Ein Pferd spazierte in eine Kneipe und der Barmann sagte, "Warum haben sie ein langes Gesicht"


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    #2
    Hagar
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    Sehr lustig, für einen deutschen Witz :D



    * Cough *


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    #3
    Sinfonia
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    Das Pferd antwortet: "Ich habe Aids"


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    #4
    bangersandmash
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    SumGuy wrote: »
    Das Pferd antwortet: "Ich habe Aids"

    Lol :D


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    #5
    mickrourke
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    Nicht kennen Sie deutsche Witze sind Hagars Liebling? Er seiend ein Nazi Moderator und alle ;)

    ein Woche Verbot für mich

    Jetzt wo ist mein Mantel? Taxi!


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    #6
    Rabies
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    me no understand french :/

    I r stupid


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    kev_s88
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    das war sehr lustig!!!

    aber das ist ein sehr alter Witz.wir brauchen einige neue Witze....


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    #8
    patmac
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    Vorsprung durk technik.


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    #9
    Hagar
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    A German asks a prostitute for a shag and she tells him it's €20. "Fine" he says, "but I'm a bit kinky". She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn't do anything violent.

    They get back to her flat and he gets out four big springs attached to some straps.

    "I want you to put one of these on each elbow and one on each knee" he asks.

    The prostitute is worried that she's getting into something a bit heavy, but she goes along with his request. Then she is told to get down on all fours, naked, in front of him which she does grudgingly.

    Then he asks her to start bouncing up and down on the springs and finally he takes duck call whistle from his pocket. "Blow on this while I'm shagging you" he tells her.

    So he's banging away at her from behind while she's bouncing on the springs blowing the duck whistle. Suddenly she starts to enjoy the shagging, so much so in fact that she experiences the most fantastic orgasm she's ever had.

    After they've finished she says "Wow, that was the most fantastic sex I've had in 25 years on the game, how the hell did you make it so good?"

    "Ah," he replies, "Four spring Duck Technique"


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    Mahatma coat
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    now that deserves stars


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    #11
    humbert
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    Haha, that really is a classic :D


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    #12
    patmac
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    Brill Hagar I always wanted to know what it meant.


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    #13
    tolosenc
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    Vorsprung durch Slapstick


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    #14
    beans
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    Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
    Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

    edit - 'the funniest joke ever written'


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    MOH
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    beans wrote: »
    Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
    Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

    edit - 'the funniest joke ever written'

    You stole that from Ernest Scribbler!


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    #16
    Hagar
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    Bablefish can't handle that one. Was it any good?


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    #17
    mickrourke
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    Hagar wrote: »
    Bablefish can't handle that one. Was it any good?

    Best joke in the world. A couple of Germans died laughing when they heard it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yff5Sp6bN6k


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    #18
    Hagar
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    Tell it again, that'd be another two of them gone... :D


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