The PiP and CM fight to the bloody death thread

challengemaster

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

First limerick:

There once was a poster called longhorn-o,
With oversized privates he was born-o.
During sex ed
The teacher gave him head
He now stars in many a porno

rofl. if he was, he sure as fcuk didn't keep them!

Matt Holck

and useless controversy

but useful
a little

work towards inspiring
no slaven followers

parole denied

using anger to avoid substance

pretty-in-pink

Did you miss the guides for tonights round? 3 limericks, go back a page

pretty-in-pink

feck missed the bed rule....ok

There once was a chap called challengemaster
He liked to roll around in plaster
He got tied to his bed
and whipped till he bled
and now he rolls much faster

challengemaster

well exqueeze me. I'm tired!!!

pretty-in-pink

Giving up already?

challengemaster

Mien!*:

There once was a lass Pretty-in-pink
Who longed for a good poke in the stink,
They were both on her bed,
And she gave him some head,
And instead she ended up with a drink!

*warning, may offend some people. read at own risk

pretty-in-pink

Rofl, thats funny

randylonghorn

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

First limerick:

There once was a poster called longhorn-o,
With oversized privates he was born-o.
During sex ed
The teacher gave him head
He now stars in many a porno

And who said I was to be the subject?

challengemaster wrote: »

rofl. if he was, he sure as fcuk didn't keep them!

And you won't keep yours if you don't behave!

pretty-in-pink

There once was a boy called master
He couldn't **** much faster
He begged at PiPs bed,
He wnated to be led,
So he could be a longer-laster

May offend!

challengemaster

well, thanks for acknowledging my tremendous bits, RSH

challengemaster

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

There once was a boy called master
He couldn't **** much faster
He begged at PiPs bed,
He wnated to be led,
So he could be a longer-laster

May offend!

WTF GTFO CAMERAS

pretty-in-pink

challengemaster wrote: »

WTF GTFO CAMERAS

There once was a poster called cm
He had many the pm
He fapped through the night
Till he lost the power of sight
He fapped some more in the am

challengemaster

There was a gal called PiP,
Who got so wet she would drip,
Her knickers were always soaked,
And all the boys choked,
As they feasted on PIPS lower lips

pretty-in-pink

There was a guy called challenge
He liked to get revenge
On lads who burned him
and wouldnt kiss his rim
His ass he liked to avenge

randylonghorn

Ahem!!!

You are supposed to wait to be set a topic / task!

Not that I'm complaining about the practice ones! (some funneh! )

OK, db set last one, so ...

1) must include a synonym of your choice for BOTH the male and female bits

2) must involve 3 or group

3) must include the word "cuckoo"




EDIT: You have 20 mins ... no extra marks for being in early!

challengemaster

go read the rules! only allowed 1 ?

pretty-in-pink

3 or group? like us or the word?

randylonghorn

yes, all in one limerick, CM

PiP ... concept: threesome or group, not nec. those words


Hah! keep 'em quiet for a while! :-D

pretty-in-pink

There once was a poster called Randy,
With dbs cock he was handy,
He shared it with challengemaster,
Who could suck even faster,
While trying to shove a cuckoo in PiPs candy

Sarky

This is so pathetic it actually hurts.

Also, you all suck at limericks. Suck massive amounts of syphilitic donkey cock, to be precise.

challengemaster

There once was a randy long-horn,
Tits and gee got him up in the morn,
He was a bit of a cuckoo,
Trying to give himself a chew..
but twas from a threesome he was born!

pretty-in-pink

Its hard to rhyme with certain names

chill sarky, its all a bit of fun

Matt Holck

you're capable of far more slow down and chill


http://blogs.msdn.com/coding4fun/archive/2006/11/03/940215.aspx

challengemaster

how does one slow down with a time limit?

pretty-in-pink

challengemaster wrote: »

how does one slow down with a time limit?

There speaks a a biscuit game expert

challengemaster

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

There speaks a a biscuit game expert

there speaks a biscuit game eater.. :eek:

pretty-in-pink

challengemaster wrote: »

there speaks a biscuit game eater.. :eek:

Who told you...... :eek::o

randylonghorn

The two of you will put on weight if you keep eating the protein-coated biscuits!

(and I think he's hoping you like gingernuts, PiP)


OK, in fairness, not bad attempts for two beginners (me waves @ Sarky)

Take a break from Limericks for the moment.

Next challenge at 9.30 ... hopefully the other two judges will have shown by then. If not, I will set the challenge .... and I have a DOOZY in my head!

challengemaster

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Who told you...... :eek::o

randylonghorn wrote: »

The two of you will put on weight if you keep eating the protein-coated biscuits!

I tend to burn it off in no time!

(and I think he's hoping you like gingernuts, PiP)

shhH!!

OK, in fairness, not bad attempts for two beginners (me waves @ Sarky)

Take a break from Limericks for the moment.

Next challenge at 9.30 ... hopefully the other two judges will have shown by then. If not, I will set the challenge .... and I have a DOOZY in my head!

heh..

pretty-in-pink

Oh I don't eat the biscuit.....

Ok so who wins that round?

randylonghorn

Will have to wait for judging panel to assemble ... and we have one OFFICIAL limerick challenge to go @ 9.30

pretty-in-pink

helllo?

judges?

randylonghorn

Oops, sorry, got distracted ... no sign of the other judges?

OK, I guess ...

Well, will the two of you accept your final Limerick assignment from me, then?

challengemaster

well, getting a little bit sleepy.. maybe tomorrow? ah I'm not too bothered, fire it up sure

pretty-in-pink

Yeah sure, vodka may inhibit but wtfe

randylonghorn

OK ... well, how about this ... I will give you your task now, but give you until tomorrow evening to work on it (when hopefully I will not be the only judge around) ?

Final judging of all three limericks at that point?

pretty-in-pink

okies

challengemaster

kekekekekekeke

randylonghorn

Right!

Much simpler in one way ...

... more complex in another!

(bit like me, really! )

I want you to devise a limerick which is at once:

(a) as smutty as possible

(b) as innocent sounding on the surface as possible.

So ... in other words, one which would cause your great-aunt the nun to swallow her false teeth IF she understood it ... but she shouldn't be able to ... or at least she shouldn't cop on if she wasn't really paying attention.

Imagery / symbols / metaphors of any description permissible; no restriction on topic or anything like that.

That simple! :cool:

pretty-in-pink

Cool

Dirk Gently

someone pm me when the little black dress / bra and panty pics are posted.

randylonghorn

clown bag wrote: »

someone pm me when the little black dress / bra and panty pics are posted.

Pretty-in-Pink
Teh Ginger Jabberwocky

pretty-in-pink

rofl

Dirk Gently

I knew there where no wimmins on teh intraweb

pretty-in-pink

Sure there are:

Dirk Gently

That's me with the 9.^^^^

I would have given you a perfect 10 but it appears there's a blokes hand in the pic so -1 for that.

looks like he's about to empty that drink over you too :eek:


Award for most relevant user name goes to pretty in pink!

randylonghorn

clown bag wrote: »

That's me with the 9.

Yeah, yeah ... we've heard it all before, cb! :rolleyes:

clown bag wrote: »

Award for most relevant user name goes to pretty in pink!

Wanna bet on that?

Dirk Gently

randylonghorn wrote: »

Wanna bet on that?

Not really as I'd hate to be shown the proof that I was wrong. That's challange boys territory.

pretty-in-pink

He he, nobody spilled drink on me.

That pic ^ was the second pink beers