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Best Mate

Enright · 2007-10-15 06:56:32

I'll keep this short Fella comes home from work Hears something upstairs Goes to investigate Sees his best mate all hot and flustered giving it to his wife Goes back downstairs gets a knife goes back up bursts into the bedroom and stabbs his best mate to death twenty times (he was dead the first time like) So he throws his…

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15-10-2007 7:56am

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Enright

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I'll keep this short

Fella comes home from work
Hears something upstairs
Goes to investigate

Sees his best mate all hot and flustered giving it to his wife

Goes back downstairs gets a knife goes back up
bursts into the bedroom and stabbs his best mate to death twenty times (he was dead the first time like)

So he throws his mates bloody corpse of his wife

Wife is livid and says " are you simple or something ? was there really any need for that ?, if you carry on like that you'll have no f**king mates left"

bum bum:D

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#2 15-10-2007 8:04am
Jesus Wept

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lol!

nice one

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#3 15-10-2007 12:45pm
patmac

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Very good some yellow pointy yokes heading your direction.

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#4 15-10-2007 5:40pm
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lol very good

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