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  • 15-10-2007 10:56pm
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    Oliverdog
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭


    The height of machismo?
    Jogging home from a vasectomy.

    The height of selfishness?
    Wearing a ribbed condom, inside-out.

    I wonder if there are any others?


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Oliverdog wrote: »
    The height of selfishness?
    Wearing a ribbed condom, inside-out.

    Nice.


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    Enright
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Enright


    seeing if i can remember them:

    The height of madness: two bald men fighting over a comb

    The height of agony: A one armed man hanging over cliff with itchy "liathroidi"

    The height of agony: A man standing outside a jacks with a bent penny


    Christ, they are old, even the currency is ancient


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,902 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    honesty, pregnant woman paying for two on a bus

    speed, skid marks out side a public toilet and a fiver in the slot

    agony, a fly sliding down a razor blade using it's balls for barkes

    hope, an elephant hanging over a cliff with it's tail round a daisy

    poverty, toilet paper on the line

    extreme poverty, the neighbours nicking it


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    seagull
    Registered Users Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭seagull


    Frustration - a bent penny at the toilet door


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    evil_seed
    Registered Users Posts: 3,447 ✭✭✭evil_seed


    conceit, calling out your own name when you climax


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    slavigo
    Registered Users Posts: 85 ✭✭slavigo


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    honesty, pregnant woman paying for two on a bus

    ....

    greed, the bus driver insisting that it's twins!


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    Feral Mutant
    Registered Users Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    Patience - A naked woman lying under a banana tree with her legs open


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