soldier ran up to a nun

patmac · 16-10-2007 4:49pm #1

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later.
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
Sister, have you seen a soldier?
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want
to go to Iraq ."
The nun said, "I understand completely.
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!"
he nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would
have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.