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Sub prime loan report.

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  • 17-10-2007 10:15pm
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    Sub prime loan report.


    Subject: Sub Prime.

    I got this email from a confidential source in the City:

    "The knock on from the US sub-prime market in Japan shows no signs of
    letting up.

    In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Financial has gone
    belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cutback some of its branches.

    Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will go
    for a song.

    Today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived and
    ultimately crashed while 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank also got
    the chop.

    Analysts also report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi
    Bank and with redundancies likely staff fear they will get a raw deal."


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Quality, very Ronnie Barkerish. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Very good some stars winging your way


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