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A Blonde moment

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  • 17-10-2007 10:16pm
    #1
    Kat1170
    Registered Users Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭


    A Blonde moment

    A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.
    Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


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    #2
    boneless
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    Classic!!! :D


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    #3
    Art_Wolf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Art_Wolf


    haha NICE :D


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    #4
    The Bollox
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    I love that joke


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    #5
    cas91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭cas91


    Forgive me for being extremely...blonde you could say..
    But what has the fact that he's blind got to with anything?:confused:


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    H.O.T.A.S.
    Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭H.O.T.A.S.


    Thats a classic one


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    cas91 wrote: »
    Forgive me for being extremely...blonde you could say..
    But what has the fact that he's blind got to with anything?:confused:
    If he could see he would know they were all blondes and then were would the joke be?


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    cas91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭cas91


    haha rightcheers for that!!!


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