Ryan Air Skit

cas91

Very funny thing on Ryan Air my dad told me... its actually a script for a Business show on Sunday on RTE1 10.00 so to hear the full thing you should tune in...
it went somethng along the liens of this:
Welcome to Ryan Air... in case the cabbin pressure rises ****** masks 2 cm down from the celing... to lower them more please insert two euro coins into the arm rest on your chair..
lifejackets are stored in the Cabin.. to purchase please consult your air hostess for the price..

oh dear just read over that the way I've written it doesn't make it seem funny at all but trust me listen to this show on Sunday you will al be in tears!!

drdre

cas91 wrote: »

Very funny thing on Ryan Air my dad told me... its actually a script for a Business show on Sunday on RTE1 10.00 so to hear the full thing you should tune in...
it went somethng along the liens of this:
Welcome to Ryan Air... in case the cabbin pressure rises ****** masks 2 cm down from the celing... to lower them more please insert two euro coins into the arm rest on your chair..
lifejackets are stored in the Cabin.. to purchase please consult your air hostess for the price..

oh dear just read over that the way I've written it doesn't make it seem funny at all but trust me listen to this show on Sunday you will al be in tears!!

That was funny.Thats the way ryanair are going

cas91

Yes... ridiculus really

kev_s88

its funny cause its so, so true

cas91

Yup..... ridiculus really :rolleyes:

r3nu4l

Very funny OP...and yes, if they could get away with it they would probably do something like this

EricM

The more services ryanair cut out the cheaper they can make our flights, so isnt that a good thing?

I think for the price we can do without the extra services we dont really need (i dont mean lifejackets and air) or just fly a different airline.