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Sandwiches - Trianglular or Rectangular. You Decide

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  • #52
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Ah you need a bit of chef tomato ketchup on that. Also that post made me hungry.

    Jaysis AlmightCushion you're worse!!! If you're gonna go for ketchup...it's gotta be Heinz...Jaysus! If you're gonna do it, do it right! :p


  • #53
    bowsie casey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭bowsie casey


    Rectangular
    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    Jaysis AlmightCushion you're worse!!! If you're gonna go for ketchup...it's gotta be Heinz...Jaysus! If you're gonna do it, do it right! :p

    ...and of course it'll taste better if you bring it to work/school wrapped up in the wrapper of the sliced pan !!


  • #54
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,856 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Who the f*ck in ireland eats sandwiches these days, poncey bagels ftw
    Mustard, ketchup, mayonaisse. Listed in order of vileness.


  • #55
    Orange69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    Rectangular
    5starpool wrote: »
    Mustard, ketchup, mayonaisse. Listed in order of vileness.

    Are you serious?

    Yellow mustard and ketchup are tastier than a really tasty thing..!

    Mayonnaise tastes like satans ball sweat...


  • #56
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    bowsie casey wrote: »
    ...and of course it'll taste better if you bring it to work/school wrapped up in the wrapper of the sliced pan !!

    reeeeely??? hmmm i'll try it so...;)

    Dijon Mustard....WOWZA!

    de best ever tho...aran island red sauce...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    followed by gud aul ballymaloe relish! Thank u Darina Allen! Thank u...


  • #57
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Rectangular
    5starpool wrote: »
    Mustard, ketchup, mayonaisse. Listed in order of vileness.

    Preach!


  • #58
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,856 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Who the f*ck in ireland eats sandwiches these days, poncey bagels ftw
    Orange69 wrote: »
    Are you serious?

    Yellow mustard and ketchup are tastier than a really tasty thing..!

    Mayonnaise tastes like satans ball sweat...

    Couldn't be more serious. If I smell mustard I feel like vomiting. Vile substance.


  • #59
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Rectangular
    bangersandmash wrote: »
    Roast beef sandwiches cut in triangle, wrapped in tin foil and made by Mammy are the best. Yum! :p (Closest to a licking my lips smiley available)

    We need really to drum up more support for a licking lips/'drooling smiley. It's becoming urgent!


  • #60
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Rectangular
    5starpool wrote: »
    Couldn't be more serious. If I smell mustard I feel like vomiting. Vile substance.

    No doubt, it makes me hack. :-/


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  • #61
    missingtime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    Rectangular
    I voted triangles but it doesn't matter.

    The art of sandwich making has died a death here. Its like the Irish Pride add - with the guy doing a piss-poor attempt at filling in a pothole - no one puts any effort into making a sandwich. Sometimes they are not even cut!!

    Its all slung together, wham bam thank you mam!

    And since when does the hot chicken go in last in a hot chicken roll, it's ridiculous.


  • #62
    jos28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,209 ✭✭✭jos28


    Rectangular
    I voted triangles.I like biting the corners. Read a couple of references to the protestant thing. I thought my mother-in-law was mad when she asked me why I cut my sandwiches 'the protestant way' ?? Whats it all about.
    What were Irish catholics doing to their sandwiches ?????


  • #63
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    Who the f*ck in ireland eats sandwiches these days, poncey bagels ftw
    who the hell is voting triangular, triangular sambos are for fags, real men eat goddamn square sambos all right


  • #64
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Rectangular
    MooseJam wrote: »
    who the hell is voting triangular, triangular sambos are for fags, real men eat goddamn square sambos all right

    No.


  • #65
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Circular sangwiches were cool but I don't think they make the slices of bread in circles anymore. :/


  • #66
    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    Rectangular
    Fanny **** wrote: »
    Just had a sandwich from Spar at lunch. My mother used to always cut the bread down the middle making 2 rectangular sandwiches and i never complained, they were always good sandwiches.

    However anytime I get a sandwich in a shop its cut from top right hand corner to bottom left hand corner as you all know. They just taste better. maybe I'm mad, but i think they do.

    Why do triangular sandwiches taste better ?

    Which shape do you prefer?
    They taste better sir. They taste better.


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  • #67
    L1011
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69,927 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Triangles. But I'm theory a dirty proddy so thats clearly why ;)

    I don't get the "4 triangles" though, used to ask O'Briens not to do that to my sandwich. 2 triangles is the goal...


  • #68
    Keith186
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,215 ✭✭✭Keith186


    Rectangular
    If you make it yourself cut it in rectangles but when you buy it in a shop they always cut it in triangular shape. Don't forget the 4 triangle method.

    Step 1. Cut from top corner to alternate bottom corner.

    Step 2. Repeat Step One on other side.


  • #69
    Keith186
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    Rectangular
    MooseJam wrote: »
    who the hell is voting triangular, triangular sambos are for fags, real men eat goddamn square sambos all right

    I thought fags eat cock


  • #70
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Rectangular
    coolhandc wrote: »
    lol 41 posts about how to cut a sandwich!:D

    how dare you! this is possibly the most important thread ever*!! :D

    *tongue in cheek...maybe


  • #71
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    either or, its a sandwich :D


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  • #72
    McSandwich
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    As long as the bread is big enough for the filling, I'm happy...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ardysVzHwSA


  • #73
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,343 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Who the f*ck in ireland eats sandwiches these days, poncey bagels ftw
    Pfft, triangles, what is this nonsense? In my day we didn't have triangular sandwiches, in fact we didn't even have triangle sandwich knives because we were too poor and had to make do with ordinary rectangle sandwich knives. But did it do us any harm? Absolutely not, because everyone else was just as poor. Some were so poor they couldn't even afford rectangle knives and had to rip their sandwich apart. Of course there was always the one posh kid whose mummy and daddy could afford triangle knives. He spent a lot of time eating his sandwiches with his head down the toilet.


  • #74
    Dord
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    Rectangular
    Triangle FTW! :D


  • #75
    Poxyshamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,865 ✭✭✭Poxyshamrock


    Rectangular
    Triangular all the way people!

    ps. you forgot one option...not cutting the sandwich at all
    i know people who eat it like that.


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