Galway city on uncyclopedia

Lockstep

Doubtless people already know about this, but just in case:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Galway

I found it a mild diversion from the flu

leninbenjamin

uncyclopedia wrote:

"arts student" is a less offensive euphamism for "drain on society".

sheer brilliance. good find.

Krieg

“why am I seated beside that f**king fag on Shop St.”


~ Oscar Wilde on other Oscar Wilde

Lol
Nice find

Hagar

Nice one.

Lockstep

"Most famously, the ubiquitous Knacker Dwarf (KD) aka "Seamus Bouncy", aka WeeMan. He is not a leprechaun, unfortunately. He has been abducted numerous times, and tests carried out. But as of yet, no pot of gold has been discovered. Searches are on going, and he is currently locked in my closet. Galway is also famous for being home to one of the most astounding beauties of Western Europe, known simply as Nora. She can often be seen parading her good looks up and down the streets of Galway and performing her erotic tongue trick, named "Gladys""

I'm an arts student myself, but I do see the logic. I'm doing history and politics,what kind of career can I get in that?

BrokenArrows

Our philosophy department has recently gone into decline only days after the illegalizing of magic mushrooms. It seems one must be high to spend ones entire career wondering whether a god can create a rock so heavy he himself cannot lift, when obviously all he had to do was call Chuck Norris.

Haha nice one.

Robbo

Ah good old uncyclopedia. Never have so many written so much in the hope of getting in so few gags. Generally in the style of "zomfg i am teh crazzyy".

nonamemark

I love that site, some funny **** on there

Lockstep

I wasn't expecting such a positive response.

Thought someone else was bound to've put it up beforehand

JohnCleary

I'd love to know who wrote it because i'm mentioned in the fcuking thing :eek:

Lockstep

really?

who are you in it?

Zzippy

JohnCleary wrote: »

I'd love to know who wrote it because i'm mentioned in the fcuking thing :eek:

He was one of the people trying to lick Elijah Wood in Cuba
Would tally with his previous homo-erotic posts

leninbenjamin

JohnCleary wrote: »

I'd love to know who wrote it because i'm mentioned in the fcuking thing :eek:

so are you Steve the dancing homeless guy or the pirate?

LadyMayBelle

brilliant, that is so funny.

JohnCleary

kickoutthejams wrote: »

really?

who are you in it?

The guy who provides the empty Buckie bottles that hold's the city together :eek:

Lockstep

Nah seriously

JohnCleary

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Nah seriously

Seriously

po0k

Lockstep

Lockstep

I found this amusing too.


http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_%28Books%29

Especially this:

Much discussion has exposed JK Rowling as an obvious Marxist, attempting to pollute the minds of our youth with Communist propaganda. The "pure-blood" Slytherins represent the aristocracy, who believe that "magic" (i.e. capital) should be in the hands of a privileged elite. The "clever" Ravenclaws represent the bourgeoisie, who collude with the aristocracy in the suppression of the petty-bourgeois Hufflepuffs and the proletarian house-elves. The brave Gryffindors (who wear red Quidditch robes) and Dumbledore's Army represent the Red Army, the true army of the proletariat.

Dumbledore, with his voluminous white beard, obviously stands for Karl Marx, while Harry Potter's glasses and untidy black hair make him identical to Leon Trotsky. Harry's lightning-bolt scar is in reference to the fatal head wound inflicted on Trotsky by Ramón Mercader with an ice pick. Harry survives this attack, just as the Totskyist ideal has survived in Rowling's twisted Commie mind.

The above is all true.

po0k

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