Perfect days for Men/Women

kleefarr

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER

8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 - Weigh-in 2kg lighter than yesterday
8:45 - Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed OJ & croissants; open presents(expensive jewelry)
9:15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 - Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 - Facial, manicure, make-up application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12:00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 - Catch sight of partners ex & notice she has gained 17kg
1:00 - Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 - Nap
4:00 - 3 dozen roses delivered from secret admirer
4:15 - Massage from strong but gentle hunk - says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 - Candle light dinner for 2 followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners / dancers
10:00 - Hot shower - ALONE
10:50 - Carried to bed...freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM

6:00 - Alarm
6:15 - Blow job
6:30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7:00 - Large cooked breakfast cooked by a naked buxom wench who bends
over a lot showing her growler
7:30 - Limo arrives
7:45 - Several beers en route to airport
9:15 - Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 - Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (Blow job on-route)
9:45 - Play front 9 (2 under par)
11:45 - Lunch - steak & lobster, 3 beers & bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 - Blow job
12:30 - Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 - Limo back to airport (several Bourbons)
2:30 - Fly to Bahamas
3:30 - Late afternoon fishing with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5:00 - Fly home, massage & hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler - naturally!)
6:45 - Sh*t, shower & shave
7:00 - Watch the news - Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 - Dinner - Lobster starters, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak
9:00 - Napoleon Brandy & Habanos cigars in front of wall size TV as you watch football
9:30 - Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 - Massage & Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks & a cleaning beer
11:30 - Night-cap blow job
11:45 - In bed alone
11:50 - A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog out the room
11:51 - Laugh yourself to sleep

Zapp Brannigan

lol the last 2 for men are savage!