For the golfers amongst you...

drunk_monk

• A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
• A *Dennis Wise* - a nasty 5 footer
• A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read
• A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't
• A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
• An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
• A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
• A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
• A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
• A *Gerry Adams* - playing a Provisional
• A *Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water
• An *Arthur Scargill* - a great strike but a poor result
• A *Russell Grant* - a fat iron
• A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
• An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
• A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
• A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
• A *Robin Cook* - just died on the hill
• A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading
• A *Douglas Bader* - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs.
• A *Ken Livingstone* - quite far left
• A *Jean-Marie LePen* - a long way right
• A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems.
• A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
• A *circus tent* - a BIG top
• An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
• A *Vinnie Jones* - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
• A *Sally Gunnell* - ugly, but a good runner
• A *Liz McColgan* - Ugly but runs forever
• A* Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole

patmac

Excellent especially the Princess ones

Enright

have a few little yellow shiny yokes:D

threebeards

Excellent. Have some stars!!!

fabsoul

some good ones there.

flanzer

Or

An *Elton John* - Licked the rim of the hole

MooseJam

flanzer wrote: »

Or

An *Elton John* - Licked the rim of the hole

euww

Senna

A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target

dak

An Earl Grey......... trouble selecting his Tees

Hagar

The Princess ones were my favourites too.

dak

*A jack Nicholson.....one flew over the cuckoo's nest!

wba88

Senna wrote: »

A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target

brilliant, have some stars OP

dak

* A Senna.........failed to drive round the bend
* Vladimir Putin................very badly

On the way to hell!!:D

Dave!

A Maddy McCann....... buried in the sand

woops, this aint lollercaust :eek:

Oliverdog

A son-in-law .... Not quite what I had in mind
A sister-in-law ... I'm up there, but I have no right to be
An Ernest Hemingway ... Across the River and Into the Trees