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Wedding Bliss

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  • 23-10-2007 10:42am
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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭


    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.
    He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
    "Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket."
    After a moment of silence, he farted.


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