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  • 23-10-2007 12:34pm
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    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭


    Probably some olds ones but anyway...

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None.It should be opened when she brings it.

    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

    Why do men fart more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

    I married a Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was Always.

    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake.

    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy . (HOW TRUE IS THIS ONE?!?!)

    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested Then God created Man and rested.

    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.


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    Kat1170
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    Yellow pointy things assigned


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    #3
    wireless101
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    hilarious


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    RC1
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    Is anyone else starting to yawn when these gender jokes get posted? they are just not funny after a while and they're all the same anyway- men are lazy and like beer , women are stupid and insecure- what kind of stereotypes are they to be reinforcing..... give it a rest y'all


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    A 1 post noob spouting off, how unusual.:cool:


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