I was busy this morning

Peyton Manning

So having been brought to the attention of a thread in the Bargain Alerts forum about a phone website shopele.com (whose customer service team operate via MSN surprise surprise!) I decided to have a little fun. This is the conversation I had with Peng, their very friendly seller

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Kevyn says:
hello shopele

peng says:
hi

Kevyn says:
i love your website

peng says:
Thank you , you can see our website

Kevyn says:
yes the prices are amazing, how are they so cheap

Kevyn says:
i particularly like the toshiba 62 inch lcd television and would like to purchase it

peng says:
because we are the biggest wholeseler in China, so it is cheap

Kevyn says:
is it possible to get the 62inch toshiba lcd as listed here http://www.shopele.com/views.asp?hw_id=154 but as a 72 and a half inch instead?

Kevyn says:
i am willing to pay extra

peng says:
What do you mean?

peng says:
sorry, i do not understand your mean

Kevyn says:
i am sorry, i mean that i really love the toshiba 62inch LCD television but i would like a bigger screen, preferable a 72.5 inch screen. if this is possible i would pay 550 euro

peng says:
you mean the 72.5 inches

Kevyn says:
yes

peng says:
the item price is 600EUR

Kevyn says:
that is brilliant i would like to purchase this televison but i have some questions first if you could please answer then i will exchange credit card details?

peng says:
Sorry, we do not accept credit card

Kevyn says:
oh how will i pay then?

peng says:
We can accept bank transfer, western union

Kevyn says:
that is fine

Kevyn says:
i will do this, can i ask questions about the television first

peng says:
ok, you can

Kevyn says:
thank you

Kevyn says:
i will be playing my sony playstation 3 on this television, does it have the necessary PogMoThon adapter for the sony playstation 3, yes?

peng says:
yes, it can

Kevyn says:
brilliant ok, i have 2 more questions if you will please answer

peng says:
ok, you can ask

Kevyn says:
If I am playing with a YoreMa, will the television still work?

peng says:
of course, it can work

Kevyn says:
excellent, 1 more question thank you

Kevyn says:
will it accept Yer-a-Gob****e ?

peng says:
yes, it can

Kevyn says:
that is great, i cannot wait to buy this

Kevyn says:
what must i do

peng says:
you mean you want to buy these

peng says:
now

Kevyn says:
yes

peng says:
what is the time in your country?

Kevyn says:
it is 11:39am

peng says:
how will you want to pay?

Kevyn says:
bank transfer please

peng says:
today?

Kevyn says:
yes it was my birthday yesterday so i have a lot of money

peng says:
ok

Kevyn says:
my brother gave me 400 EUR

Kevyn says:
and my cousin dougal got me a Hello Kitty mercedes

peng says:
that is nice

peng says:
Bank Transfer (T/T)
BANK OF CHINA BEIJING BRANCH
Name eng liu (First name is eng Last name is:liu)
Address: 1st Gate,1stFloor,13thBuilding;jinsong,Chaoyang,Beijing 100022;China;.
BANK OF CHINA BEIJING BRANCH
No.8 YaBaoLu, ChaoYang District,Beijing,China
A/C holder's name: <snip rabies>
A/C No:<snip rabies>
SWIFT code:<snip rabies>

The totle price: the item price 600EUR+the shipping cost 40EUR=640EUR
peng says:
after you finish the payment, please tell us your detailed information

Kevyn says:
i do not have 640 EUR, I only have 720 EUR, is this ok?

peng says:
include your receive address

peng says:
no, no, it only cost 640EUR

Kevyn says:
yes but i do not have exactly 640 EUR, i only have exactly 720 EUR so is it ok if i pay 720 EUR?

peng says:
no,you can go to the bank to ask

peng says:
it is 640EUR

Kevyn says:
and what about a bonus? do i pay a bonus to you for excellent service?

peng says:
no, i can not accept it

peng says:
thank you , my dear friend

Kevyn says:
but it is good in my country to pay a bonus charge, and if i do not pay a bonus charge i will have dishonoured my parents and my god

peng says:
Thank you, i will apperiate you very much

peng says:
you want to buy today? if you buy today, we can send it tomorrow

peng says:
then after 5 days , you can receice it

Kevyn says:
thank you for accepting. how much of a bonus charge would you like? Is 50 EUR acceptable?

peng says:
wait a moment

peng says:
thank you

peng says:
i think i can not accept your bonus, in China , it does not accept it

peng says:
ok, i hope you can understand my mean

peng says:
mood

peng says:
ok?

Kevyn says:
that is ok. i will give the bonus to the person who delivers it

Kevyn says:
can i have it delivered in 5 days time at 3:20pm? I want to watch Deal or No Deal on my new television

peng says:
ok,we will deal it quickly, ok?

Kevyn says:
yes

Kevyn says:
is that you in the picture? (msn display picture)

peng says:
yes, it is me

Kevyn says:
you are very beautiful if i can say so

peng says:
thank you

Kevyn says:
after i get my television i would like to meet you?

peng says:
ok

peng says:
i am glad to

Kevyn says:
can you come to ireland?

peng says:
ok, if i earm much money, then i will to your country

Kevyn says:
i will pay for your flight?

peng says:
Thank you

Kevyn says:
can i pay for your flight by bank transfer?

peng says:
ok,i do not cost your money

peng says:
if i go to, then i will tell you , ok?

Kevyn says:
ok, i think we would enjoy each other

peng says:
ok

Kevyn says:
i will go to my bank now and pay bank transfer for my television

peng says:
it is only 640EUR

Kevyn says:
yes

peng says:
then you can tell us your receive address

Kevyn says:
my receive address is:

Mr. Stephen Staunton
Vaginal Crescent
642 Filopian Tube
Erection Street
London
Ireland

peng says:
ok

peng says:
Thank you

peng says:
Stephen Staunton, name?

peng says:
Vaginal Crescent
642 Filopian Tube
Erection Street
London
Ireland, your address?

Kevyn says:
yes, Stephen Staunton, and yes that is my address

Kevyn says:
when i get home from the bank maybe we can talk again and exchange pictures and photographs

peng says:
ok

peng says:
ok, we can

peng says:
you can

peng says:
go to the bank , take care

Kevyn says:
thank you very much

Kevyn says:
Tá mé ag inserting mo massif langer i do gaping vag

That is my language for 'thank you very much'

peng says:
ok

Kevyn says:
goodbye

peng says:
see you

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Good way to kill some time

swingking

That was so funny
especially wanting to play yorema on your television

The Don

Nicely done.

FindingNemo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHA,

what a classic

Peyton Manning

Cheers, it was quite a laugh doing it! I have to get back to him/her later so ill bullsh!t some more, tell them that the transfer didnt go as anticipated Stay tuned!

Thought it was rather strange that I offered them more money than they were asking for on several occasions and they wouldnt take it? Hmm....

ciaran76

Tell them the bank would not allow you to do it and that you cannot use Western Union cos you embarrassed yourself in there a few times and now on their black list !

By the way I loved the conversation with Peng made me laugh.

Gary ITR

I have them on msn now... also bored, I'm asking if they have a tv which allows me insert my langer

patmac

Why wouldn't it take yourma they are China's biggest wHOLEsellers after all.
Sorry I'll go back to work now.

remus808

Hahahah christ I just burst laughing in the library

speaktofrank

Hmm. I will try and take that website offline so nobody guillible actually falls for this.
On another site I am a member of we do this all the time, its www.419eater.com its under a massive ddos attack at the moment as we have pissed off the wrong person (criminal) me thinks, but in the meantime, read the letters archive, we have tons of stuff like this, we even call them, get them to pose in photographs and all other sorts of things, we even convince one guy he will get a $10000 bonus to make a stunts video, check it out and join the forum when its back up again

speaktofrank

Haha what an idiot

18:45:02 [NO.2customer service] :
Hello.Can I help you!
18:45:06[Visitor]:
hi
18:45:19[Visitor]:
I am just wondering how much shipping costs
18:46:11 [NO.2customer service] :
which product do you want to buy?
18:46:29[Visitor]:
Toshiba Libretto U105 72
18:47:00 [NO.2customer service] :
Toshiba Libretto U105 72 Notebook PC,the shipping cost is 40EUR
18:47:06[Visitor]:
ok
18:47:10[Visitor]:
and how is it sent
18:47:13[Visitor]:
by dhl?
18:47:20 [NO.2customer service] :
EMS
18:47:47[Visitor]:
ok I see
18:48:03[Visitor]:
and can i give you my cresit card information now?
18:48:05 [NO.2customer service] :
so the totle price: the item price 480EUR+ the shipping cost 40EUr=520EUR
18:48:33[Visitor]:
ok
18:48:40[Visitor]:
and how do i pay?
18:49:13[Visitor]:
i dont see anywhere to put my CC info
18:49:32 [NO.2customer service] :
you can pay by bank transfer or western union
18:49:56[Visitor]:
ok i would like to pay by bank transfer please
18:50:09 [NO.2customer service] :
ok, when do you want to buy?
18:50:18[Visitor]:
probably next week
18:50:27 [NO.2customer service] :
ok
18:50:47 [NO.2customer service] :
Then you can place an order from our website
18:51:06[Visitor]:
i just have some questions about the laptop too
18:52:00 [NO.2customer service] :
ok, you can ask
18:52:24[Visitor]:
is it possible to connect to the internet with this laptop?
18:52:42 [NO.2customer service] :
it is possible
18:53:03[Visitor]:
ok and does it have dvd writer and scribbler?
18:54:16[Visitor]:
?
18:55:11 [NO.2customer service] :
yes, it has
18:55:31[Visitor]:
please hurry with your answer I feel a bad case of diarehhea about to explode
18:55:50[Visitor]:
and how long does delivery time take?
18:57:06[Visitor]:
well?
18:57:32 [NO.2customer service] :
it will take 5-7 days
18:57:59[Visitor]:
you are very slow to answer are you touching yourself too?
18:58:08[Visitor]:
so will it come by plane or train?
18:59:14[Visitor]:
5-7 days is too long
18:59:20[Visitor]:
i want it in 2 days
19:01:00 [NO.2customer service] :
ok, if you need it urgently, i will send it for you
19:01:11[Visitor]:
how long?
19:01:58 [NO.2customer service] :
2 days
19:02:01[Visitor]:
ok
19:02:08[Visitor]:
do i pay extra?
19:02:23[Visitor]:
maybe i can send you some chopsticks?
19:03:41[Visitor]:
hello???
19:03:46 [NO.2customer service] :
hi
19:03:50 [NO.2customer service] :
no, no
19:04:16[Visitor]:
can i send you something to thank you for your service
19:04:23[Visitor]:
it is very efficient
19:06:07[Visitor]:
hurry up
19:06:11[Visitor]:
i am a busy man
19:06:41[Visitor]:
hurry up ya thick fecker
19:06:47[Visitor]:
whats the total pric
19:06:50[Visitor]:
price
19:07:32 [NO.2customer service] :
ok, wait a moment
19:07:43[Visitor]:
i am sick waiting
19:07:51[Visitor]:
u lazy gob****e
19:08:03 [NO.2customer service] :
so the totle price: the item price 480EUR+ the shipping cost 40EUr=520EUR
19:08:12[Visitor]:
so where do i send it to
19:08:15 [NO.2customer service] :
sory, just now i went out
19:08:20 [NO.2customer service] :
very sorry about that
19:08:25[Visitor]:
well not my fault u had to have a ****
19:08:40 [NO.2customer service] :
sorry, my dear friend
19:08:49[Visitor]:
ok apology accepted
19:08:54[Visitor]:
what's your name
19:09:01 [NO.2customer service] :
thank you for your forgiveme
19:09:02 [NO.2customer service] :
peng
19:09:06[Visitor]:
ok peng
19:09:19[Visitor]:
do you like fried curry balls?
19:10:30[Visitor]:
can we be friends?
19:11:01[Visitor]:
my name is harold shipman
19:11:48 [NO.2customer service] :
yes, of course
19:14:59[Visitor]:
thats what i thought
19:15:10[Visitor]:
thanks for your help
19:15:15[Visitor]:
bye
19:15:20[Visitor]:
my good friend

Rabies

Original post edited and company's a/c details removed.

Rabies

Anti

lol i almost pissed myself