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The Doctor's Office

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  • 25-10-2007 9:07am
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    Hagar
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    A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by a new young doctor. After about four minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

    An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Ryan is 69 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

    The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"


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    Kat1170
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    Excellent :D:D


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    r3nu4l
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    Don't ever stop posting Hagar :) Brilliant.


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    The full truth. The elder doctor was the father of the young one.

    The son says "See dad after all those years she was your patient it was I who finally cured Mrs. Ryan's hiccups !"

    And then he said to his son "You idiot what did you cure Mrs. Ryan hiccups for ? They put you through collage"


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