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The Poachers

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  • 25-10-2007 9:28am
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    Hagar
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    Seamus and Paddy had an unsuccessful night trying to poach trout, and were on the way home when they bumped into Murphy carrying four of the largest trout they had ever seen.

    Seamus said, "Jeysus, how did you catch such fine fish as those Murphy"?

    Murphy replied, "I got a friend to hold my legs whilst I dangled from a bridge, and I just scooped them out of the water as they swam past."

    Seamus said to Paddy, "Come on, we have to have a go at this."

    Seamus was hanging from the bridge for 10 minutes, when he started screaming, "Paddy quick, pull me up, pull me up, for Christ's sake."

    "Is it a fecking big fish?'

    "No! It's a fecking big train!"


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