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Acting Cow

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  • 25-10-2007 5:00pm
    #1
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭


    yea so what do you call a cow who acts in films


    A moo vie star :)


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    #2
    prendy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,321 ✭✭✭prendy


    il post your coat...GET OUT QUICK


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    #3
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Where do cows go on holiday?

    Moo York.

    I remember telling that joke when I was about three or four and thinking it was hillarious.


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Please for the sanity of us posters, no udder jokes about cows.

    **Runs**


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    two cows are in a field. one says to the other "good grass today, eh?"

    the other shouts "OMG! a talking cow!"


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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    Two cows are talking.
    Cow 1: "Hey, did you hear about that mad cow disease?"
    Cow 2: "Yeah, but I'm not worried about it."
    Cow 1: "Why not?"
    Cow 2: "I'm a duck."


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