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Help me write a birthday card!!

  • 25-10-2007 8:01pm
    #1
    YeAh!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭


    I'm writing a card for someones 21st and want to say something funny in it. Anyone have any ideas!?


Comments

  • #2
    qz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Sad birthday.


  • #3
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Happy Birthday
    Ps. Yore Ma Rawks
    PPs. I hit that already.
    PPPS. I'm sorry.
    PPPPS. No I'm not. BURN!


  • #4
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,304 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Time to card you?


  • #5
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    I had to post on boards.ie for help because you do nothing to inspire me.

    Happy Birthday Loser.

    Your Friend,
    YeAH!


  • #6
    GerryRyan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 966 ✭✭✭GerryRyan


    bleh
    assgroove.jpg


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  • #7
    YeAh!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭YeAh!


    Ooo great ideas guys! Sound


  • #8
    GerryRyan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 966 ✭✭✭GerryRyan


    YeAh! wrote: »
    Ooo great ideas guys! Sound

    -->> GOOGLE <<-- 'witty comments / quips b-day card'

    here endeth the lesson


  • #9
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Just write the link to this thread in it, let the bugger work for mirth!


  • #10
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Happy Birthday <name>. I will murder you and your entire immediate family before the night is through.


  • #11
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    You're 21. Get over it already.


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  • #12
    EdgarAllenPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,686 ✭✭✭EdgarAllenPoo


    Happy Birthday, it's all downhill from here.


  • #13
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,362 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    write some bad poetry

    Yellow roses line the path
    Our days are getting older
    Under the falling leaves
    Another year drifts past
    R............etc
    E
    G
    A
    Y


  • #14
    Jack Sheehan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    Buy a card for a hundreth birthday and give it to them. That always works.


  • #15
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    "I didn't know people like you had birthdays"


  • #16
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    You're adopted.


  • #17
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    happy birthday to you
    happy birthday to you
    you look like a monkey
    and you smell like one too


  • #18
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    reminisice from some funny shared memory slag the person through personal knowledge

    or go to internet sites because your computer owns you

    the choice is yours.


  • #19
    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    Enclose the receipt for the truly awful amount of money you spent on the card. Enclose an invoice also. Make sure the payment due date allows them at least 28 days.


  • #20
    DonJose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    Happy birthday to you,
    You were born in a zoo,
    I f**ked YORE MA,
    and I f**ked YORE DA too.


  • #21
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Put a youtube link in it.


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