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  • 25-10-2007 9:05pm
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    MooseJam
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    what do you give a pig with a sore trotter ?

    oinkment


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    Hagar
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    What do you give a sick canary?
    Tweetment.


    Taxi for two...


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

    An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth.


    And so begins the Xmas Cracker Joke Thread \o/


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Karoma wrote: »
    And so begins the Xmas Cracker Joke Thread \o/

    And it's not even Halloween yet. Typical. well if you can't beat em, post a crapper joke.

    Where does a monkey cook his toast?
    Under a grilla (gorilla)


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    Booms
    Registered Users Posts: 339 ✭✭Booms


    What do dry, scaly cats use?
    Mouseturiser.


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    AckwelFoley
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    Ban me if you please but Oinkment? Tweetment?!

    WTF.. XD

    i feel guilty for laughing ;)


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    why are there no headache tablets in the rain forrest?

    because the parrots eat 'em all

    *hops in funny car* s'long, suckers


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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    Q. What's a pig's favorite ballet?
    A. Swine Lake.


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    #9
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    good stuff guys :)


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