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Big Boys You Are Beautiful Y/N?

  • 26-10-2007 3:08pm
    #1
    l3LoWnA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    Just noticed there's a thread about big girls so this one is for us ladies (or gay men if you so wish!)

    So how do we like our men? Puny lads? Big and bouncy? Big and FIRM/LEAN?!?

    Personally, if I could pick and choose who I fall in love with, it would always be a man who works-out and is extremely lean. No floppy Man-boobs or beer bellies for me thank you very much!

    In my opinion, hefty, unfit men tend to have smaller willies too - don't know why - maybe their bellies devour them!!!


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  • #2
    digitally-yours
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭digitally-yours


    ohhhh

    I smell something burning ....


  • #3
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    I like my guys big and fit, thank you very much!

    "A hard man is good to find" :)


  • #4
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Oh yeah, the willy lost in folds of flab phenomenon... nice.

    Hmmm... a build like Clive Owen's would be just fine for me. I doubt he'd place much of a priority on being buff (unless he has to bulk up for a movie) but he's not fat and not skinny.
    Don't like big muscles, but yeah, a bit of leanness is nice.


  • #5
    danindublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭danindublin


    Most irish men are terrible for looking after themselves (somewhat including myself here) but have to say there isnt much exciting about it to look at. Toned all the way baby!!!


  • #6
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Maybe I should link to this from Fitness..


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  • #7
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Hawt


  • #8
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    I'm actually a fan of beer bellies, they make men all cuddly. It also keeps me warm at nightcos it fits nicely in to the curve of my back!

    Obviously I don't mean really fat men, just ones that have a little bit of love handles!


  • #9
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    nesf wrote: »
    Maybe I should link to this from Fitness..

    Nah, no one would make it out alive.


  • #10
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    I have to say my main thing in men is height, i like a bit of flesh...

    i hate boney bums and chest, i like to be able to rest my head on flesh, toned or untoned not to bothered...


    I just dont do small men... they gots to be tall


  • #11
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Dragan wrote: »
    Nah, no one would make it out alive.

    They'd all lose the heart for the gym after reading all the "big muscles don't do it for me" posts? :p


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  • #12
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    nesf wrote: »
    They'd all lose the heart for the gym after reading all the "big muscles don't do it for me" posts? :p

    Ha ha ha, anyone who is working out to impress chicks is the ****ing lowest order of gym goes in my book!!!

    Let them lose heart, more room for me to actually lift stuff! :D


  • #13
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    You know 300? Yeah? Most of those guys would be just perfect - I'll have them delivered to my door please! And put Gerard Butler at the front of the queue, "k thnx bai"!


  • #14
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Big and beautiful so i am.


  • #15
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Men can be fat and look good. Women can't. End of discussion.


  • #16
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Dragan wrote: »
    Ha ha ha, anyone who is working out to impress chicks is the ****ing lowest order of gym goes in my book!!!

    If your face looks like something only a mother could love, all the lifting in the world ain't going to help you, and so on.


  • #17
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    nesf wrote: »
    If your face looks like something only a mother could love, all the lifting in the world ain't going to help you, and so on.

    Actually, whats the slang equivilent for "butter face"?


  • #18
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Dinxminx wrote: »
    You know 300? Yeah? Most of those guys would be just perfect - I'll have them delivered to my door please! And put Gerard Butler at the front of the queue, "k thnx bai"!
    Nah, much too beefcake gay but yes, Gerard Butler... mmmm.


  • #19
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Dragan wrote: »
    Actually, whats the slang equivilent for "butter face"?

    A "I wish I hadn't sobered up the next morning"?


  • #20
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    nesf wrote: »
    A "I wish I hadn't sobered up the next morning"?

    :D


  • #21
    Peared
    Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    Chabal = The Perfect Man Physically Speakin.

    Back me up here ladies and also gents of a certain persuasion.

    Perfect I tells ya.


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  • #22
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    Binomate wrote: »
    Men can be fat and look good. Women can't. End of discussion.

    ROFL

    I don't think so!!! Are you fat?


  • #23
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    nesf wrote: »
    If your face looks like something only a mother could love, all the lifting in the world ain't going to help you, and so on.

    meh, there is male bobfoc's... yeah, I so would. That's fairly close to my physical ideal in a bloke actually.


  • #24
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    Peared wrote: »
    Chabal = The Perfect Man Physically Speakin.

    Back me up here ladies and also gents of a certain persuasion.

    Perfect I tells ya.

    Euuw God no!! Too hairy caveman. :rolleyes: But I WILL take Rafa Nadal's body (ignore the face). His muscles are niiiiiiiiiice!!! :D


  • #25
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Vin has a pretty face :(


  • #26
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    Vin has a SEXy voice.... :D


  • #27
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    nope this is yummy

    arms not too firm...

    nice and tall

    lovely


  • #28
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Dragan wrote: »
    Vin has a pretty face :(

    Nah, not so much. His nostrils look big enough to send a small search team into. Jake Gyllenhall = pretty. Christian Bale = pretty. Vin Diesel = bless, there's a reason why he goes to the gym :o


  • #29
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    vin is the biggest id go... but i would go...


  • #30
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    *Page* wrote: »
    nope this is yummy

    Good God what IS that!?!?!!? :eek:


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  • #31
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    Stargate Atlantis Rowan


  • #32
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    g'em wrote: »
    Nah, not so much. His nostrils look big enough to send a small search team into. Jake Gyllenhall = pretty. Christian Bale = pretty. Vin Diesel = bless, there's a reason why he goes to the gym :o

    lol


  • #33
    Acid_Violet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Acid_Violet


    Over six foot tall, nicely built and muscular but not body-builder, nice broad shoulders and mainly visible muscles, that'll do me thank you very much. I'll do skinny lads if they've broad shoulders at least and they're taller than me, chubbies, probably not.


  • #34
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    *Page* wrote: »
    Stargate Atlantis Rowan

    He is just a copy of Tyr from andromeda

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c6/Cast_cobb.gif/200px-Cast_cobb.gif

    ah scifi hotties ftw.

    I prefer someone taller and with a broader frame then I have, ( helps with the feeling more feminine)
    and for them to have some extra padding, cuddly tbh but not a blob.


  • #35
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    not as big.... Tyr is a bit to vain bulgy for my liking


  • #36
    metaoblivia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭metaoblivia


    I like guys who are toned and have muscles, but aren't over muscled.

    Good example:

    http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd225/BurdaTwirl/n200300228_30151805_422-1.jpg

    Flab is definitely a turn off. I'd go for a skinny guy before I would an overweight guy. It just doesn't appeal to me at all.


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  • #37
    uoluol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭uoluol


    Hmm..... it's a hard call. Skinny puny men definitely a no-no. But fat obese beer bellied men are a bigger no-no.

    I think I'll go for a happy medium and say - broad. With height....

    I love the way that men never admit to being fat. They always refer to themselves as "big". No, lads you are fat!!!


  • #38
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    that link is blocked(on my pc)!!


  • #39
    metaoblivia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭metaoblivia


    Should work now!


  • #40
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    g'em wrote: »
    Vin Diesel = bless, there's a reason why he goes to the gym :o
    have you ever seen his twin brother?

    Scary stuff!


  • #41
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    any of these body size...


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  • #42
    l3LoWnA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    Large Man?

    http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://homepages.wmich.edu/~l5bucknell/super_muscle_man.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHBqRNw5bNYuVIS12e5FTe34UiTsA

    Slim Man lying down? (can't be bothered getting a link)

    O-¦
    <

    Muscle Man?!?

    http://www.mtv.com/onair/movieawards/ma07/polls/poll_6/74388199.jpg

    Or……

    http://www.bradpittnow.com/images/brad_pitt_abs.jpg

    (you’d have to give him a shower first, although, I’m sure that wouldn’t be a problem to most…..)


  • #43
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    yuky


  • #44
    l3LoWnA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    *Page* wrote: »
    any of these body size...


    Got me dangerously excited for 4pm!


    Oh well, it's allowed! :D


  • #45
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    *Page* wrote: »
    any of these body size...

    Well if you're a fan of rugby physiques, I can't recommend the Dieux du Stade Calendrier enough...


  • #46
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    its friday"!!!


  • #47
    SpAcEd OuT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,963 ✭✭✭SpAcEd OuT


    progressoct.PNG


    What you think.. too big or just right


  • #48
    l3LoWnA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    Chabal is ok.... :eek: ..... sorry

    chabal.jpg

    However this Soccer dude does it for me....Maldini....

    PAOLO MALDINI.jpg

    Phwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Can't see his bod there but it's exceptionally sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyy!

    These two could call 'round to mine for a cuppa too....

    Fabio Cannavaro.jpg

    David Beckham.jpg

    Oh my Oh my! I need to get out more :rolleyes:


  • #49
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    SpAcEd OuT wrote: »
    What you think.. too big or just right

    You have bigger traps than I do. Will you marry me?


  • #50
    l3LoWnA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    SpAcEd OuT wrote: »
    progressoct.PNG


    What you think.. too big or just right


    Absolutely perfect!!! Yum Yum! Imagine THAT taking complete control in the bedroom and fulfilling your every need and desire! :D:D:D


  • #51
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    SpAcEd OuT wrote: »
    progressoct.PNG


    What you think.. too big or just right

    ha ha ha, looking good bro!!!! :D


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