Yo momma jokes!:D

in_da_club

this thread is for yo momma jokes!:D

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Plug

You mothers so fat when she entered the fat compo they said no pro's.

WindSock

Yo Momma's so fat she beeps when she walks backwards

Capt'n Midnight

my favorite

Yo mamma's so fat she uses a puts on her belt with a boomerang.

Agent Smith

yo mamma's so fat when she fell down the stairs last week and broke her leg, Gravy came out...

StormWarrior

Yo mamma's so fat, I swerved to miss her and ran out of petrol.

Seeker

Yo mommas so fat she has her own area code.

Call Me Jimmy

yo momma's so fat, when people see her they think she is fat

in_da_club

yo mommas so fat her blod type is gravy

in_da_club

Yo mammas so fat she has more chins than a chineese phone book!!!!!

Tails142

Your momma is so fat that her waist size is equator

in_da_club

your mommas so stupid a burgler stole her telly an she ran after him 2 give him the remote

in_da_club

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

in_da_club

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

in_da_club

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Kold

Your mother is so fat that she's got dangerously high blood pressure and is at great risk of heart disease and diabetes.

in_da_club

Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

in_da_club

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

in_da_club

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

in_da_club

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!:D

in_da_club

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

in_da_club

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

The Bollox

yo momma so fat that Jabba The Hutt said "DAAAAAAAMN"

GLaDOS

Yo mammas so stupid she forgot the edit button

Senna

Your momma's so fat, the last time she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to roll her back in.

longshanks

yo momma so fat she finds it really hard to find flattering clothing for someone of her girth
yo momma so fat mary harney said damn!!
yo momma so fat she has her own climate

Fey!

yo momma's so fat, she has her own gravity!

yo momma's so ugly, she's in Freddy Kreugers nightmares!!

yo momma's so stoopid, she makes George Bush look smart!!!

Fenix

So I met you momma walkin down the street with a pig under her arm, I was all "Where'd you get that ?" The pig said "Won her at a fair".

20 Times 20 Times

Yo momma so fat the only time she seen 90210 is on the scales !

gerTheGreat

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like mary harney's fat ugly sister.

Homer

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.


Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"