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Yo momma jokes!:D

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    #32
    H.O.T.A.S.
    Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭H.O.T.A.S.


    Yo momma so fat everytime she wears high heels, she strikes oil!


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    #33
    hotspur
    Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭hotspur


    My favourite:

    Yo mama's so dumb she tripped outta the window and fell UP!


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    #34
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    ur mommas t*ts are so fat, the milk comes out in cartoons!!


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    #35
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Yo Mamma so fat she got a lead role in "Grease" with John Travolting!


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    #36
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Yo Mamma so fat she oils herself when she moves!


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    #37
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    why couldn't you just write all of them in one post. Unless you're trying to post-count++


    Tell yo momma to stop changing lipstickk my d1ck is looking like a rainbow.


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    #38
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Yore Ma!


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    #39
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    why couldn't you just write all of them in one post. Unless you're trying to post-count++


    Tell yo momma to stop changing lipstickk my d1ck is looking like a rainbow.

    Didn't Yo Mamma teach yo any manners!


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    #40
    Zzippy
    Registered Users Posts: 14,166 ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    Yo mamma's so fat, when she has sex yo daddy burnt his ass on the lightbulb

    Yo mammas so fat, after sex yo daddy rolled over twice and he was still on top


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    #41
    Podge2k7
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    Yore Ma!

    That has to be the best yo momma joke ever!!


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    #42
    burgess1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭burgess1


    Yo momma's so fat that when she gets a text people thinks she's reversing!


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    #43
    burgess1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭burgess1


    Heard this one from my sister:

    Yo momma's so nasty she brings crabs to the beach!!


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    #44
    Steve_o
    Registered Users Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Yo momma is so fat, she went for a swim in the sea and got claimed by Spain!!


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