I refused to sell a Yorkie to a girl today.

Binomate

She cried. Was I right?

Thrill

Dead right.

Orange69

Binomate wrote: »

She cried. Was I right?

Totally.. What a stupid bitch!

Rabies

Did you give her your Turkish Delight instead?

CantGetNoSleep

f*uckin slag

Binomate

CantGetNoSleep wrote: »

f*uckin slag

That's a bit harsh don't you think? She was only about 10.

Orange69

Binomate wrote: »

That's a bit harsh don't you think? She was only about 10.

No. Its only a pity you didn't give her a headbutt over the counter!

Kold

A certain CS mod was telling me the story of how he made a 10 year old girl cry the other day at work because MySims said €19.99 and was actually like 40 quid or something. I laughed.

mike65

The milk of human kindness is split all over the floor and I have'nt got a damp rag.

Mike.

Binomate

Orange69 wrote: »

No. Its only a pity you didn't give her a headbutt over the counter!

Yeah, you're right. I probably should have given her a good aul cunt punt out of the shop as well. Absolute cheek asking for a man's chocolate bar like that.

Genghiz Cohen

Binomate wrote: »

She cried. Was I right?

You legend!
Dem wimmens have had it too easy for too long, it's a mans bar, and I'll be damned if I let a woman have one.

Overheal

You evil bastard - she couldve been buying it for her brother! you monster!

or not

connundrum

Was it one with the competition to give away a spa weekend? I'm just saying that I can see where the confusion could come from on her part...

I mean, had Cadbury's Flake been doing a competition giving away a weekend mountainbiking in the rockies - then I might* have been swayed to buy one.

Other than that, she deserved a good twat on the headfor even considering the purchase.




* Note that I said might

Toto Wolfcastle

It states clearly on the wrapper that it's not for girls, therefore by law you could not sell it to her.*

*Exception to rule: A female may buy a Yorkie if she is over 17 and accompanied by a male who has been a Yorkie-eater for two years or more. If said female has proof that this is her second time to attempt to buy the Yorkie then she may buy it alone. However, all 3rd and subsequent attempts to purchase a Yorkie are forbidden unless she is again accompanied by a male who has been a Yorkie-eater for 2 years or more. Said female must remember not to use her mobile phone during the transaction, and is advised that any attempt to break the above rules will result in a court appearance and a fine, and is asked to consider the following: 'Can you live with the shame?'

msg11

janeybabe26 wrote: »

It states clearly on the wrapper that it's not for girls, therefore by law you could not sell it to her.*

*Exception to rule: A female may buy a Yorkie if she is over 17 and accompanied by a male who has been a Yorkie-eater for two years or more. If said female has proof that this is her second time to attempt to buy the Yorkie then she may buy it alone. However, all 3rd and subsequent attempts to purchase a Yorkie are forbidden unless she is again accompanied by a male who has been a Yorkie-eater for 2 years or more. Said female must remember not to use her mobile phone during the transaction, and is advised that any attempt to break the above rules will result in a court appearance and a fine, and is asked to consider the following: 'Can you live with the shame?'

Hahaha... Fair play mate.. Ill keep a look out in work for these dirt bags.

Jigsaw

It's a f**king bar of chocolate by the way. Relax.

Chocolate is sh1te anyway. I prefer rare steak.

Demonique

Binomate wrote: »

Yeah, you're right. I probably should have given her a good aul cunt punt out of the shop as well. Absolute cheek asking for a man's chocolate bar like that.

OMG, I've just realised that you meant Yorkie as in the chocolate bar, not Yorkie as in Yorkshire Terrier. I'm a girl and I've eaten yorkies in the past and have come to the conclusion that the reason girls don't seem to eat them is because they're s**t!

Firetrap

I like Yorkshire Terriers but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

Agree about the Yorkie chocolate. It's cat.

homah_7ft

It jumped the shark with the spa weekend giveaway.

star-pants

Was it a regular Yorkie or the honeycomb one? or..whatever the other one is..

tech77

janeybabe26 wrote: »

It states clearly on the wrapper that it's not for girls, therefore by law you could not sell it to her.*

*Exception to rule: A female may buy a Yorkie if she is over 17 and accompanied by a male who has been a Yorkie-eater for two years or more. If said female has proof that this is her second time to attempt to buy the Yorkie then she may buy it alone. However, all 3rd and subsequent attempts to purchase a Yorkie are forbidden unless she is again accompanied by a male who has been a Yorkie-eater for 2 years or more. Said female must remember not to use her mobile phone during the transaction, and is advised that any attempt to break the above rules will result in a court appearance and a fine, and is asked to consider the following: 'Can you live with the shame?'

Classic

KamiKazi

Demonique wrote: »

OMG, I've just realised that you meant Yorkie as in the chocolate bar, not Yorkie as in Yorkshire Terrier. I'm a girl and I've eaten yorkies in the past and have come to the conclusion that the reason girls don't seem to eat them is because they're s**t!

well you are clearly retarded, yorkie bars are made of win

de5p0i1er

Keep up tghe good work.

togster

Dead right. I applaud you sir.

phasers

if you refused to sell me a yorkie I'd be forced to beat you down

Varkov

Some wimin are allowed to buy yorkie bars.

They're known as dykes.

Xavi6

Raisin and biscuit FTW

delta_bravo

Gents im afraid that the old "Its not for girls " slogan has been removed and the bar now advertises a competition for a spa weekend

thelordofcheese

delta_bravo wrote: »

Gents im afraid that the old "Its not for girls " slogan has been removed and the bar now advertises a competition for a spa weekend

goddamn it, is nothing sacred these days!

Terry

Now it's for men who act like girls.

To the sspa, boys. Ooh!

Firetrap

Maybe it's a manly spa you get to go to. Instead of getting massaged with nice oils and stuff, they rub you down with a mixture of iron filings and sawdust, then powerhose you down.

Dave!

No.

Orange69

phasers wrote: »

if you refused to sell me a yorkie I'd be forced to beat you down

With every yorkie delivery they get a tazer gun for the likes of you.. wannabe men.. We don't blame you but your still wont be getting any yorkie..

Varkov wrote: »

Some wimin are allowed to buy yorkie bars.

They're known as dykes.

Actually here at nestle we prefer to call them lezzers.

Firetrap wrote: »

Maybe it's a manly spa you get to go to. Instead of getting massaged with nice oils and stuff, they rub you down with a mixture of iron filings and sawdust, then powerhose you down.

If you read the fine print on the back it says that the spa weekend is actually a two day trip to a whorehouse in Athlone..

wyndham

Yorkies taste like teh cooking chocolate. The raisin & biscuit are a bit better but not much. They are only fit for melting down to make rice krispie buns.

faceman

yorkies are for boys. Real men eat double deckers!

Kold

Lion bars are clearly the manliest bar out there.

DonJose

I reckon the girl had the last laugh, she probably earns more money per hour babysitting than you do stacking shelves.

star-pants

where do Snickers come in the manliness?

(I do like the honeycomb Yorkie.... but as a girl I shouldn't eat them - have you seen the fat content?? lol)

Conor108

Demonique wrote: »

I'm a girl and I've eaten yorkies in the past

Thats disgraceful. Someone should call the guards

Tar.Aldarion

I'm homing in on her using her IP address.

rain on

As a card carrying feminist I do feel compelled to point out that your actions were insufficiently counterhegemonic and support the culturally ingrained notions of gender that cause both womyn and men to be bound into stereotyped modes of behaviour that are to the detriment of all genders.

However, as Andrea Dworkin may or may not have said, "I LOL'd".

PlayGirl

Binomate wrote: »

She cried. Was I right?

you are a funny, funny guy :D

Toto Wolfcastle

Conor108 wrote: »

Thats disgraceful. Someone should call the guards

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I'm homing in on her using her IP address.

I was going to say that maybe she fulfilled the requirements:

It states clearly on the wrapper that it's not for girls, therefore by law you could not sell it to her.*

*Exception to rule: A female may buy a Yorkie if she is over 17 and accompanied by a male who has been a Yorkie-eater for two years or more. If said female has proof that this is her second time to attempt to buy the Yorkie then she may buy it alone. However, all 3rd and subsequent attempts to purchase a Yorkie are forbidden unless she is again accompanied by a male who has been a Yorkie-eater for 2 years or more. Said female must remember not to use her mobile phone during the transaction, and is advised that any attempt to break the above rules will result in a court appearance and a fine, and is asked to consider the following: 'Can you live with the shame?'

But seeing as she's blatently admitting it in a 'Whatya gonna do bout it??' kinda way, go for it!!

Genghiz Cohen

If she comes back, there are some good tips for bringing the pain here

Dun laoire

Kold wrote: »

Lion bars are clearly the manliest bar out there.

Get out that garden will ye! It looks like a big warty black mans langer. Or maybe a white mans if he had a choccie condom on!!


Snickers is yer only man

MooseJam

good stuff op, the stupid bint deserved a slap

Dun laoire

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

If she comes back, there are some good tips for bringing the pain here

Thanks for the laugh. :D:D:D:D:D

Earthhorse

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I'm homing in on her using her IP address.

Then someone should definitely call the guards.

Jesus Wept

Jigsaw wrote: »

It's a f**king bar of chocolate by the way. Relax.

Chocolate is sh1te anyway. I prefer rare steak.

Yes cause it's one or the other, I love those rare steaks they sell at Spar.

Varkov wrote: »

Some wimin are allowed to buy yorkie bars.

They're known as dykes.

lol! out them all.

pretty-in-pink

Yorkies are nasty....you boys can keep them. That campaign was so funny though. Chocolate thats nice....wispas, double deckers, snickers and malteasers. Oh and m&ms

I prefer savory food though

Jesus Wept

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Yorkies are nasty....you boys can keep them. That campaign was so funny though. Chocolate thats nice....wispas, double deckers, snickers and malteasers. Oh and m&ms

I prefer savory food though

:rolleyes: Yorkies are far Superior to double deckers, snickers and malteasers.

It's a coin flip between yorkies and wispas.