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I refused to sell a Yorkie to a girl today.

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  • #52
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    janeybabe26 wrote: »

    *Exception to rule: A female may buy a Yorkie if she is over 17 and accompanied by a male who has been a Yorkie-eater for two years or more. If said female has proof that this is her second time to attempt to buy the Yorkie then she may buy it alone. However, all 3rd and subsequent attempts to purchase a Yorkie are forbidden unless she is again accompanied by a male who has been a Yorkie-eater for 2 years or more. Said female must remember not to use her mobile phone during the transaction, and is advised that any attempt to break the above rules will result in a court appearance and a fine, and is asked to consider the following: 'Can you live with the shame?'

    Does it really say this on the wrapper??


  • #53
    lemansky
    Registered Users Posts: 970 ✭✭✭lemansky


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    If she comes back, there are some good tips for bringing the pain here

    :D:D


  • #54
    Conor108
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    Does it really say this on the wrapper??

    I take it your a girl :D

    Well you can find out by going and buying one.......................Oh wait you cant! :D


  • #55
    ronano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,147 ✭✭✭ronano


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    :rolleyes: Yorkies are far Superior to double deckers, snickers and malteasers.

    It's a coin flip between yorkies and wispas.

    You clearly have never taken a malteaser placed it between your teeth,gently cracked the chocolate off and sucked the ball until it disappears like magic MAGIC i say!


  • #56
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    ronano wrote: »
    You clearly have never taken a malteaser placed it between your teeth,gently cracked the chocolate off and sucked the ball until it disappears like magic MAGIC i say!

    Thats so nice. I love doing that. Best way to eat them. Same way you suck an M&M until it falls apart in your mouth. and the sweeties last so much longer then


  • #57
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I never have the patience to eat sweeties that slowly i always gobble them down quickly.



    I am so glad for the return of the Wispa, that's real chocolate boyo!


  • #58
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    I love sweeties. Esp skittles. or opal fruits (I will not call them by the other name)


  • #59
    ronano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,147 ✭✭✭ronano


    pretty-in-pink wrote: »
    Thats so nice. I love doing that. Best way to eat them. Same way you suck an M&M until it falls apart in your mouth. and the sweeties last so much longer then

    marriage?

    nah i cant do it with m + m's because it rips the lining off my tongue :(


  • #60
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Ouch, you're missing out man. You really are


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  • #61
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Dun laoire wrote: »
    Get out that garden will ye! It looks like a big warty black mans langer. Or maybe a white mans if he had a choccie condom on!!


    Snickers is yer only man

    Genital warts much?


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