A Union Man...

drunk_monk

A dedicated union worker from the west was attending a convention in Dublin and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you a hundred euros what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets eighty and the girls get twenty," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you hundred euros , what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get eighty and the house gets twenty."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam a hundred euros, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive Blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

wreckless

sweet, my union offiicial will love this 1, and so will the lads. some stars for u