Most Overrated in 'The Looks' Department

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Julia roberts , Ass like J-Lo but a face that says Hell-No.

Dudess

LuckyStar wrote: »

Jay-Z is nice looking, loads of people say he's ugly

Oh no, I think he is ugly.

The best-looking women I can think of in terms of the entire package (looks and figure) are: Monica Bellucci, Naomi Campbell, Salma Hayek (not so much lately but that's because she's just had a baby). Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese also have incredible bods. Vanessa Paradis is stunning but too thin. Emmanuelle Beart is another astonishing looking French actress, but a bit too thin as well http://vrlab.epfl.ch/~thalmann/beart.jpg. Although in that pic she's quite curvy but she often looks like a rake.

Hot men: Clive Owen, James Purefoy, Gerard Butler (not in 300), Michael Fassbender (the guy who swims across the Atlantic in that Guinness ad).

Madge wrote: »

I do know what you mean, he's almost too perfect isn't he?!

That's exactly it. I need a bit of normality in a guy.

thefinalstage

Dudess wrote: »

Oh no, I think he is ugly.

The best-looking women I can think of in terms of the entire package (looks and figure) are: Monica Bellucci, Naomi Campbell, Salma Hayek (not so much lately but that's because she's just had a baby). Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese also have incredible bods. Vanessa Paradis is stunning but too thin. Emmanuelle Beart is another astonishing looking French actress, but a bit too thin as well http://vrlab.epfl.ch/~thalmann/beart.jpg. Although in that pic she's quite curvy but she often looks like a rake.

Hot men: Clive Owen, James Purefoy, Gerard Butler (not in 300), Michael Fassbender (the guy who swims across the Atlantic in that Guinness ad).


That's exactly it. I need a bit of normality in a guy.

In other words you want one of us regular old geeks?

Terry

With the obvious exception of Mary Harney, I would do all the women mentioned in this thread (if I had the opportunity).
Well, I suppose I'd leave Kate Moss out, but only because that junkie **** dipped his wick in there. You have to draw a line somewhere.

The rest of you are all fussy cúnts.

Pigman II

Terry wrote: »

With the obvious exception of Mary Harney

Now who's being fussy?

Terry

Pigman II wrote: »

Now who's being fussy?

I'm not being fussy.
I just don't believe she is human.

dlambirl

Angelina Jolie and Ciara Knightly

Both far too thin

Pigman II

Terry wrote: »

I just don't believe she is human.

Of course she's human! If you tickle her does she not laugh? If you poison her does she not die? If you prick her does she not puss?

Terry

Pigman II wrote: »

Of course she's human! If you tickle her does she not laugh? If you poison her does she not die? If you prick her does she not puss?

I've never tried any of those things.

My firm belief is that she is a Hut.

Pigman II

Terry wrote: »

My firm belief is that she is a Hut.

Never considered her in a Princess Leia bikini then?

Terry

Dude, that's just sick.

I'd still do Carrie Fisher though. Even in her hairy bush nun costume.

fricatus

Overrated (most first)

Jordan
Amanda Byram
Glenda Gilson
Anastasia (Manastasia)
Fergie (cracking bod though)
Julia Roberts
Jodie Kidd (mingy teeth)
Victoria Beckham (bloody stick insect)
Paris Hilton
Angelina Jolie (bit too weird...)


WLTF (but only on condition...)

Davina McCall (...that she shut the f up)
Amy Winehouse (...that she clean herself up and put on a bit of weight)
Keira Knightly (...that she stop listening to the fashion industry, gorge herself on ice-cream and grow her t1ts back)


Ye're all wrong about:

Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation (smokin' hot geek-chic!)
Kate Moss (I think I would under any circumstances)
Sophie Ellis Bextor (weird, but hey...)
Rihanna (are we looking at the same Rihanna lads?)


Man mention - thumbs down:
Ross from "Friends" - me, him, baseball bat, dark alley
Aero ad guy - I'd lock the door and call the guards if he called to the house to see my sister. He looks like a rapist.

Man mention - thumbs up:
Justin Timberlake - true, he looks like your mate's little brother, but can't you see, the guy moves like Michael Jackson (without the weirdness) and that's a massive turn-on for de laydeez!
Johnny Depp and Mark Owen - I'm not gay, but...

Sam Kade

PORNAPSTER wrote: »

Jennifer Lopez, without question. Ugly as fcuk.

If I were you I would be getting my eyesight checked, Jennifer Lopez would put a horn on a deadman.

LuckyStar

LuckyStar wrote: »

Johnathan Rhys-Myers.

It is utterly unfathomable how anyone could possibly overrate a creature with eyes as Blue as J Rhys-Myers.

Although I do wish he would act less and smoulder more.

Basq

Angelina Jolie is top of my over-rated list... a smokin' body but her face and lips creep the hell of out of me. She's got a very toned muscular face which is not at all feminine.

andrew

look, im not saying rihanna is ugly, but she does look a bit like an alien with softballs for boobs, well she did at the VMA's anyway.

I didn't want to sully my JRM post with mention of the Aero man.

That ad really creeps me out, his lizardlyness makes me shiver and I have to turn it over, like the RSA ads.

vektarman

kkposse wrote: »

Annastasia :eek:

Wasn't she killed in the Russian revolution in 1917?

Toots

Victoria Beckham - looks like a scary pez dispenser (no wait, a pez dispenser would look fat next to her)
Kate Moss - knacker chic? yum!
Madonna - what's the story with the lycra high-crotch jumpsuits and fishnets underneath?? Ewwwwww!!
Amy Winehouse - looks like she slept in a dumpster and had a 4 year old apply her makeup with chunky crayons

Tom Cruise - words fail me here

Basq

Toots85 wrote: »

Amy Winehouse - looks like she slept in a dumpster and had a 4 year old apply her makeup with chunky crayons

Don't think Amy Winehouse was ever "rated" in the looks department.. never mind "over-rated"!

leninbenjamin

you're wan Fergie from the black eyed peas. looks like a man in drag imo.

Dudess

basquille wrote: »

Don't think Amy Winehouse was ever "rated" in the looks department.. never mind "over-rated"!

Yeah, these threads always end up with mentions of people who may be well known but aren't actually considered hot. Or people post up names of people who maybe one of their friends fancies - e.g. one time someone mentioned Robbie Coltrane, another person posted up Emma Thompson. When the f*ck were they EVER considered hot?!

tech77

Angelina Jolie.
Wouldn't kick her out of bed etc.. but she is over-rated.

Now Kirsten Bell she's under-rated.

pickarooney

Kirsten Dunst - absolute skiprat, her face makes me want to go on a psychotic face-kicking spree. If once can be considered a spree.

Drew Barrymore - huh?

Amy Winehouse was smoking hot back in the day, BTW, any objective research and analysis would terminat with such a conclusion.

Terry

tech77 wrote: »

Angelina Jolie.
Wouldn't kick her out of bed etc.. but she is over-rated.

Now Kirsten Bell she's under-rated.

Kristen Bell.
Coming soon to an episode of Heroes near you.

Duckjob

pickarooney wrote: »

Kirsten Dunst - absolute skiprat, her face makes me want to go on a psychotic face-kicking spree. If once can be considered a spree.

+1. She also has possibly one of the most annoying voices I've ever heard.

Pigman II

pickarooney wrote: »

Kirsten Dunst - absolute skiprat, her face makes me want to go on a psychotic face-kicking spree. If once can be considered a spree.

Oooh, can't agree with you there. Her with the red hair in Spiderman is probably the only reason I have left to keep going to those movies.

Terry

Pigman II wrote: »

Oooh, can't agree with you there. Her with the red hair in Spiderman is probably the only reason I have left to keep going to those movies.

How can anyone not like that?

Aseth

Victoria Beckham. bleeee! what people do see in this woman???!
And Tom Cruise

Terry

pickarooney wrote: »

Drew Barrymore - huh?

Drew Barrymore is a goddess.

Dun laoire

Terry wrote: »

Drew Barrymore is a goddess.

I agree Terry lad.


Nelly Furtado is overated

pickarooney

Terry wrote: »

Drew Barrymore is a goddess.

Yeah, like Kali or summat.

halfinch

Tom Cruise.....is he for real???
Victoria Beckham
Nelly....get your teeth fixed

but cmon kate moss is pretty granted she isnt as hot as carmen electra or anything but pretty all the same

An Citeog

Terry wrote: »

How can anyone not like that?

Terry wrote: »

Drew Barrymore is a goddess.

Making a case for the gingers?!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

normally I'd be quite a dunst fan, but I think kunis is by far the hotter in that pic.

Terry

An Citeog wrote: »

Making a case for the gingers?!

I'll just go and make a list as soon as I get my head together.

Femelade

Brad Pitt.
Fugly.

tech77

Femmy wrote: »

Brad Pitt.
Fugly.

Wow.
I've heard everything now.
A female (I presume) who doesn't like Brad Pitt.

The way they go on about him I thought there was some unwritten rule that no woman was able to resist him (ba$tard ..).

Femelade

tech77 wrote: »

Wow.
I've heard everything now.
A female (I presume) who doesn't like Brad Pitt.

The way they go on about him I thought there was some unwritten rule that no woman was able to resist him (ba$tard ..).

i've just never seen the attraction..he's not THAT good looking like..
Now Josh Harnett..there's a looker..those eyes..i could get lost in them.

Cheeky_gal

Her. -> http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/gallery/bestworstdresspoll/kate_moss.jpg

Where's the attraction???

Agamemnon

Mordeth wrote: »

normally I'd be quite a dunst fan, but I think kunis is by far the hotter in that pic.

Just about everyone on earth looks less hot when compared to Mila Kunis (NSFW). I'd love to give her a céad Mila fáilte.

Another overrated celeb: Geri Halliwell. She looks like Tony Blair in a wig. If you find her attractive, there's something terribly, terribly wrong with you.

phasers

Keira Knightly

there's about 1.5 million of her walking around London, nothing special at all

Femmy

Femmy wrote: »

i've just never seen the attraction..he's not THAT good looking like..
Now Josh Harnett..there's a looker..those eyes..i could get lost in them.

I don't think Brad Pitt is particularly nice looking either.

Josh Hartnett is in my bad books for the most pathetic excuse to convert/revert to meateating ever. :mad:

im_invisible

i feel i have to speak up on behalf of jordan, she used to be fairly sexy
big pic

and how dare anyone say avril's overrated, my avril

Terry

im_invisible wrote: »

i feel i have to speak up on behalf of jordan, she used to be fairly sexy
big pic

and how dare anyone say avril's overrated, my avril

She does have a pretty face, but she ruined her body with those melons.

Also, she's a skanger.
A very astute one (she is extremely rich), but a skanger nonetheless.

Cheeky_gal

Terry wrote: »

She does have a pretty face, but she ruined her body with those melons.

Also, she's a skanger.
A very astute one (she is extremely rich), but a skanger nonetheless.

Are we talking about Avril Lavigne here??

Jesus Wept

Avril Lavigne is a loadash1te.

Terry

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Are we talking about Avril Lavigne here??

Jordan.

The-Rigger wrote:

Avril Lavigne is a loadash1te.

I will not dispute this ban.

JohnnyStones

Naomi Campbell

Dog Face

Jesus Wept

Avril :eek:;)