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First Woman

Duiske · 2007-10-30 11:58:55

Adam was feeling lonely in the Garden of Eden, and so God said:"I can create a woman for you." " A Woman ?...What's that?" asked Adam. "Oh, it's something really nice", God replied. "Lovely to look at, gentle, kind, sex whenever you want it, never has a headache, never nags you, and cooks and cleans for you everyday…

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30-10-2007 12:58pm

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Duiske

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Adam was feeling lonely in the Garden of Eden, and so God said:"I can create a woman for you."
" A Woman ?...What's that?" asked Adam.
"Oh, it's something really nice", God replied. "Lovely to look at, gentle, kind, sex whenever you want it, never has a headache, never nags you, and cooks and cleans for you everyday without complaint.."
"Sounds great", said Adam, "but I bet it doesn't come cheap. What'll it cost me?"
"An arm and a leg", God replied.
Adam thought about it for a minute, then asked: "What can I have for a rib?"

The rest is history...

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#2 01-11-2007 12:59pm
komodosp

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Heard it before, but still good!

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