Jaysus look at this! Haha

Ninja_scrotum

I got an email telling me that my willy was too small and that I need to buy the revolutionary Penismaster device!

www.pmdevice.com

It looks fair sore it's like one of those medieval stretching torture devices, except you put your feckin nob in it AHAGGHGHHH!!!:eek:

Pighead

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

I got an email telling me that my willy was too small and that I need to buy the revolutionary Penismaster device!

www.pmdevice.com

It looks fair sore it's like one of those medieval stretching torture devices, except you put your feckin nob in it AHAGGHGHHH!!!:eek:

Pighead hopes you wrote back to your girlfriend and told her that if she didn't like your little maggot she could piss right off. Cheeky cow.

AlmightyCushion

Introducing the PenisMaster (PM Device)

I don't think I'll be able to keep a straight face whenever I PM anyone from now on.

RoyalMarine

wrote:

penile girth enhancement.

lol

One Cold Hand

That thing looks pretty intimidating. I'm not sure I'd want that around Mr. Johnson.

biko

I think this is a clever shill

Ninja_scrotum

Haha the "Scientific study" they have on the site doesn't tell you anything really! No references, nothing that says who conducted it.... nada! Just a load of charts that look all sparkly and scientificky.

Hahaha Penismaster

Sounds like a really crappy kung fu porno.

The Legend of Penismaster

The PenisMaster (PM Device) can be extended without interruption up to a length of 12 inches. If this length is not enough, further rods at the length of 1 inches each can be screwed on.

Jesus christ!!!

Dr Strange

I find that JELQ Device even more disturbing.

great unwashed

And the 'click to enlarge' gag under the image of the device - insensitive bstrds.

nesf

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

Haha the "Scientific study" they have on the site doesn't tell you anything really! No references, nothing that says who conducted it.... nada! Just a load of charts that look all sparkly and scientificky.

You actually sound genuinely surprised there. :eek:

the_syco

Preusse wrote: »

I find that JELQ Device even more disturbing.

Looks like two rolling pins that you'd use for mashing the pastry when baking:eek:

philstar

the_syco wrote: »

Looks like two rolling pins that you'd use for mashing the pastry when baking:eek:

you've found another use for it well done:D

just on a side note - i've been inundated with ...mickey enlargement spam of late.....anyone else??

Wertz

I get 20+ of those emails every feckin' day, yet you don't see me posting a thread about it....mainly for the fact the PM device worked in my case, and I wouldn't want to be seen as a shill...

Dr Strange

the_syco wrote: »

Looks like two rolling pins that you'd use for mashing the pastry when baking:eek:

Yes, or a very small mangle.

hairyfairy00

Is it just ramdom spam or did an old girlfriend sent it to you

Gaspode

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

I got an email telling me that my willy was too small and that I need to buy the revolutionary Penismaster device!

www.pmdevice.com

It looks fair sore it's like one of those medieval stretching torture devices, except you put your feckin nob in it AHAGGHGHHH!!!:eek:

Somehow I think the fact that you actually followed a link in a spam is something more worth worrying about. More worrying might be the fact that it got your attention. I second the comment above regarding the motives of your GF.
anyway, let us know how you get on with it - post the before and after pictures.

Ninja_scrotum

Is it just ramdom spam or did an old girlfriend sent it to you

That's low i tell ya:( but don't worry i sorted myself out with the Mickeymaster, made by a new Irish company.

Here's the before and after pics


By the way what does "shill" mean? Is it like I'm trying to advertise it for the company or something? I am in no way affiliated with Penismaster but I am with Mickeymaster you should check it out.

gerTheGreat

great unwashed wrote: »

And the 'click to enlarge' gag under the image of the device - insensitive bstrds.

LOL

pretty-in-pink

I think everyones gets those emails. I get all kinds of stuff. I'm pretty sure there is a joker out there who signed me up to a few websites, I keep getting "X movie is great" type things. and the usual spam, and fake windows mail.(yeah I *so* didn't notice you spelt windows like this "wind0ws")

hairyfairy00

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

That's low i tell ya:( but don't worry i sorted myself out with the Mickeymaster, made by a new Irish company.

Here's the before and after pics


By the way what does "shill" mean? Is it like I'm trying to advertise it for the company or something? I am in no way affiliated with Penismaster but I am with Mickeymaster you should check it out.

WOW :eek:
So we can't see the Great Wall of China from space but now we can see your huge mickey!

Thrill

philstar wrote: »

just on a side note - i've been inundated with ...mickey enlargement spam of late.....anyone else??

Just checked my inbox and sure enough.....

hello kitty baby
i can hold my load a whole lot longer now, its really great
http://xxx.xxx

Chuanhua Kaka

I've got a lot these type ones lately. They are very short and some of them are quite funny.


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marcsignal

I like the "Click to Enlarge" link just underneath the pic on the Penismaster website, if only the real thing was that easy

http://www.pmdevice.com/

Ninja_scrotum

So we can't see the Great Wall of China from space but now we can see your huge mickey!

Shucks hairyfairy

Jesus this thread is mad. Sorry mods if it does nothing for the good of mankind.

Or maybe there's some boardsie out there who is happy I found them the magic PMdevice!

I'm going back to my spambox to see what else I can find.

I'm sure saw an email promising week long erections.....