Best fruit?

smashey

Durian. Only available in South East Asia.

its odor is best described as pig-****, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia.
Other comparisons have been made with the civet, sewage, stale vomit, skunk spray, and used surgical swabs.

Pherekydes

ApeXaviour wrote: »

While technically a fruit, in culinary circles it's considered a vegetable.
But it's a nightshade, full of lectins and solananine (evil things).

But the fruit is not poisonous. Full of lycopene, too. One of nature's best antioxidants.

I bet you avoid spuds, too. [another nightshade :eek:]

keen

For energy banana, for taste a nice juicy orange.

whiskeyman

Snozberries

eirebhoy

Kiwi, Pineapple, strawberries. beautiful.

metaoblivia

cherries, raspberries and pumpkins

Cheeky_gal

For the best variety, go to Marks and Spencers and get the one that has kiwi, passion fruit, pineapple, pommegrades and melon (though I dump the melon and eat the rest). Mmmm quality!

Archeron

Madarins/clementines/small oranges/whatever else anyone calls them.

I see the humble apple seems to have taken a fall from grace.

MooseJam

couldn't pick one, they are all good

knird evol

Alessandra wrote: »

Tomatoes.

Tomatoes aren't your favourite
You just want to show that you know that they are in fact a fruit.
I don't think you like tomatoes at all!

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Archeron wrote: »

I see the humble apple seems to have taken a fall from grace.

Yeah, that feckin' beyotch Eve getting all of humankind kicked out of the garden of eden by eating one.

WTF was she even thinking?

God specifically told her not to eat the bleedin' apple.

Stupid woman.

Perfectly good life in paradise, and what does she do? Get's us kicked out.

MooseJam

knird evol wrote: »

Tomatoes aren't your favourite
You just want to show that you know that they are in fact a fruit.
I don't think you like tomatoes at all!

Yea, totally a showoff , the tomatoe is a strange one all right, bit of a veg vibe going off it, one of the few fruits that regularly appear on the dinner plate

Archeron

Archeron wrote: »

Madarins/clementines/small oranges/whatever else anyone calls them.

Satsumas.........nah, man'drins FTW <

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Pomegranate

Well lah-dee-da folks, what's wrong with calling it a wine-apple? Best fruits = mango, pineapple, cherries, blueberries, plums and nectarines.

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Deleted User wrote: »

Well lah-dee-da folks, what's wrong with calling it a wine-apple?

Quite right $hifty. Quite right.

Terry

Moved from AH.

Archeron

Deleted User wrote: »

Satsumas.........nah, man'drins FTW <

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Well lah-dee-da folks, what's wrong with calling it a wine-apple? Best fruits = mango, pineapple, cherries, blueberries, plums and nectarines.

So a pomegranite is a wine apple? Those stupid fecking hard yokes with the impenetrable skin that contains a white hardened goo that tastes like pure poison and at the end of it all you end up with a bowl of what looks like satans blood drops? I really dont think nature wants us to eat those things.

Minder

any fruit beginning with an 'n'

MooseJam

a norange

Alun

Minder wrote: »

any fruit beginning with an 'n'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naranjilla

Yum

Minder

MooseJam wrote: »

a norange

a napple
a napricot
a nana
and................ a nonion!

Seriously - the grape. For it is from the grape that we get ..... wine!!!

cozmik

Archeron wrote: »

I see the humble apple seems to have taken a fall from grace.

Not for me, I love apples.