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The woman golfer

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  • 01-11-2007 1:16pm
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    komodosp
    Registered Users Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭


    A little old but anyway...

    A man is playing golf and he catches up with a woman in front of him... Instead of playing through they get to chatting and find they get on like a house on fire and decide to play the rest of the round together. They have a great time, but are keeping score and at the very end, she wins by a single stroke! He is quite competitive and while he did have a great time, he walks away with his defeat niggling in the back of his mind.

    They had such a good time that they agree to meet up again and play another round. So they do, and once again have a great time together, and realise they are beginning to fall in love. Level all the way through, once again on the last hole she manages to win by a nose. They share a mad passionate kiss and he gets her to agree to another round. He goes away happy but still has that nagging feeling because he lost.

    The next time they play, they are really in love, they are kissing at every moment of privacy and having a laugh. But the man feels distracted and once again loses the round by just one stroke. He tries to put the feeling behind him and tries to convince her to come back to his place... but she is reluctant, makes excuses and says "Maybe next time".

    So the play another round. But as usual she just about beats him, and her constantly winning is slightly beginning to get on his nerves, but by now he is very much in love. He convinces her to come back to his place where they begin to do the dirty...

    However, as he moves his hand down to feel her, he finds the meat and two veg, she is in fact, a man! He turns away in disgust as the person he thought was a woman shrinks away in embarrassment, apologising profusely and begging him for forgiveness.

    "I don't believe it... I just can't believe it!", he says half in rage, half in shock, "all this time you've been playing from the ladies' tee-off!"


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