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my morning Terminator shower routine

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  • #52
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Binomate wrote: »
    I pee in the shower.

    That's ignant.


  • #53
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    That's ignant.

    Interesting. I thought it would have just been a bit smelly


  • #54
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    It can be more than one thing.


  • #55
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,870 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    That's ignant.

    Whats that? An <NERD> ant obsessed with computer games? </NERD>


  • #56
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    It can be more than one thing.

    IMO, it'd only be ignant if he pissed while someone was in the shower with him.
    SDooM wrote: »
    Whats that? An <NERD> ant obsessed with computer games? </NERD>

    ..... tumble weed.....


  • #57
    Poxyshamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,861 ✭✭✭Poxyshamrock


    I just wash myself in the shower.


  • #58
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Poxyshamrock wrote: »
    I just wash myself in the shower.

    Don't worry dude....that's what I'd say 99% of the population do. It's these weirdos that take showering to a whole new level.....incredibly strange. :D


  • #59
    THEDONWALDO
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭THEDONWALDO


    give me your clothes, your shoes, and your floppy doppy hair (as said in a bad arnie accent) da da dada da da dada


  • #60
    Rovi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭Rovi


    Seeing as we're on a Terminator binge and it's heading on for Christmas, enjoy-
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrufPxjwX0


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  • #61
    doonothing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    magick wrote: »
    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    ...what?


  • #62
    Fanny Cradock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,245 ✭✭✭✭Fanny Cradock


    I must admit that I found the M & M's thing funny, this less so. It was disappointing to find that they were both copied and pasted from 'the internet' though.


  • #63
    alienhead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭alienhead


    Fanny Cradock wrote: »
    I must admit that I found the M & M's thing funny, this less so. It was disappointing to find that they were both copied and pasted from 'the internet' though.

    you're talking about the bateman bit, ye?


  • #64
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,966 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    magick wrote: »
    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    I'm trying this tomorrow morning


  • #65
    alienhead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭alienhead


    this has to be bumped....

    oh, this is also good

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHh3ykPQEl4


  • #66
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I'm gonna give this a go later on!


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  • #67
    Dalfiatach
    Closed Accounts Posts: 313 ✭✭Dalfiatach


    beans wrote: »
    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    And people said the OP was weird...

    Edit: meh. Stupid movie references.

    Anyways, I must confess I sometimes do the whole cyborg targeting eyes thing when walking down the street too...


  • #68
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    magick wrote: »
    (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked)

    oh come on she was the hottest thing i've ever seen!!!


  • #69
    turf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭turf


    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.



    one of my favourite movie scenes ever... he doesnt get to act to his full potential in batman.


  • #70
    Pride Fighter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    Krieg wrote: »
    I managed to stop doing that :p
    However, Jean luc picard and the enterprise are still flying around my empty brain (space) and controlling me... actually Im going to save this for the PI forum some day.

    I think Eddie Murphy read this, you should sue him for intellectual property rights.


  • #71
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    You're really weird...

    Seconded


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  • #72
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    magick wrote: »
    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy

    Anyone who didn't even smirk at this should pack up their bags and leave the planet. You are officially devoid of a sense of humour / imagination. Pure jeanyuss :pac:

    "..shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg.."

    lol


  • #73
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    magick wrote: »
    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    This copypasta is delicious.......


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