Dark in here

patmac

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the

bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts
her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there
already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a football."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "€250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the cupboard together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have football boots."

The lover,
remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "€750"

Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and

football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."


The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy -"€1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church
and

make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the

confession booth and he closes the
door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again. You're in my cupboard now"

squiggy

Excellent

The Don

Brilliant.

KamiKazi

haha

The Bollox

nice

Oman

excellent

H.O.T.A.S.

Good one