Alcohol

squiggy

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol
• may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

• may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

• is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

• may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

• may cause you to think you can sing.

• may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

• may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

• may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

• may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

• is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

• may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

• may lead you to believe you are invisible.

• may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

• may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

biko

squiggy wrote: »

• is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

• may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

How true

longshanks

thats just the good points, i've yet to hear that there is a bad side to d'alcahol

1huge1

squiggy wrote: »

WARNING:
• may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

too true