Never Lie To Your Mother

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A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the

course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome

Peter's flatmate, Simon was. She had long been suspicious of

A relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.


Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flatmate than

met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know

What you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates'.


About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your

Mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't

suppose she took it do you?' 'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her

Just to be sure' said Peter.


So he sat down and wrote:


DEAR MOTHER,


I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, AND I'M NOT

SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT

IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.


LOVE PETER




Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which

read:


DEAR SON,


I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT

YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS

SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE F**KING FRYING PAN BY NOW.


LOVE MUM


Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

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