Half Man Half Tree

Bananna man

Check out this dude Tree Man. he has some really rare immune problem and a fungal infection has spread all over the place.

Creepy :eek:

biko

Wow, it's like when Harry became a tree.

prendy

thats disgusting.poor fella!

The Hill Billy

Poor sap.

Can you just imagine the desperate circumstances this man and his child carers have had o live through.
Your scumbags for delighting in the spectacle of his misery.
Shame on you :mad:

GerryRyan

Moonbaby wrote: »

Can you just imagine the desperate circumstances this man and his child carers have had o live through.
Your scumbags for delighting in the spectacle of his misery.
Shame on you :mad:

pfft ... I'm assuming you're a woman

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i'm not laughing at him, that just happens to be my fetish.

The Hill Billy

Moonbaby wrote: »

Can you just imagine the desperate circumstances this man and his child carers have had o live through.
Your scumbags for delighting in the spectacle of his misery.
Shame on you :mad:

Oh FFS - this is AH. Lighten up.
Report the post if your knickers are in such a twist.

Honestly, I think it is time for you to leave.

Dragan

Moonbaby wrote: »

Can you just imagine the desperate circumstances this man and his child carers have had o live through.
Your scumbags for delighting in the spectacle of his misery.
Shame on you :mad:

Your clearly a pesimistic person....look at the positive side....he can grow fruit and provide food for his village, due to this story he has been offered a roll in a Hollywood remake of "Swamp Thing"........... i'm sure he will find a very nice Tree Woman and they will have lots of little plants together.

The Hill Billy

If he maintains a positive outlook I'm sure you could class him as a fun-guy.

orestes

"Only smoking - he gets through 30 a day - can be enjoyed on his own, with a special cigarette holder."

The anti-smoking brigade are gonna jump all over this one! Coming soon to a cigarette packet near you......

Dragan

orestes wrote: »

The anti-smoking brigade are gonna jump all over this one! Coming soon to a cigarette packet near you......

He only smokes home grown though.

Dave!

ehh... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

The Hill Billy

DaveMcG wrote: »

ehh... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Yew? Looks more like fir to me.

Slow Motion

That story is a plant !

xzanti

Jesus H Christ :eek: poor bastard... Thats gross I actually feel sick..

Wompa1

After the media attention I'm sure his career will blossom!

echosound

Dragan wrote: »

He only smokes home grown though.

:eek:
barf.
yeah, sure why not? throw a few hash plant seeds in there and become a walking hydroponics system.
seriously though, that poor guy looks like an Ent.

Jesus Wept

Hill Billy wrote: »

Poor sap.

Pun of the month award to you sir.

Pompey Magnus

But Dede says: "I worry that this disease will be passed to my children."

In other words it could be passed down the family tree.

Hopefully doctors will get to the root of the problem.

Hellm0

echosound wrote: »

hash plant seeds

No such thing as a hash plant m8, the hash your refering to is a product of the Cannabis plant.

EDIT: Also, poor guy.

The Hill Billy

A new branch of medicine may be needed to twig what's wrong with him.

The Hill Billy

The-Rigger wrote: »

Hill Billy wrote:

Poor sap.

Pun of the month award to you sir.

Thanks Rig.

* takes a bough *

echosound

Hellm0 wrote: »

Thats a strain of Cannabis, nice try but no cigar.

eh, and your point is?
What's your bug bear with this BTW? I mentioned hash plant, I meant hash plant.
If I mention McDonald's burger, I mean McDonald's burger as opposed to generic "burger".

And if you want to get pedantic (and obviously you really really do) then this: "the hash your refering to is a product of the Cannabis plant" should read "the hash you're referring to is a product of the Cannabis plant".

meh.

back on topic - is anyone going to watch the upcoming discovery docu on this guy?
edit:

* takes a bough *

nice one!

Hellm0

echosound wrote: »

eh, and your point is?
What's your bug bear with this BTW? I mentioned hash plant, I meant hash plant.
If I mention McDonald's burger, I mean McDonald's burger as opposed to generic "burger".

If you meant "Hash plant" as in the strain hash plant fair enough I withdraw my comment, its a term I find annoying when used in a generalised and ignorant reference to the Cannabis plant though.

echosound wrote: »

And if you want to get pedantic (and obviously you really really do) then this: "the hash your refering to is a product of the Cannabis plant" should read "the hash you're referring to is a product of the Cannabis plant".

Breaking out the Grammar gun huh? That has to be the most original means to retort someones point of view and discredit them I have EVER seen. You sir, are a genius.

Anywho that is enough OT from moi.

The tree man has my pity.

The Hill Billy

Oak-ay, enough! Fir God's sake wood yew two calm down & stop all this beech-ing.

Blowfish

His wife also left him, leaving him to raise their two children, Entis, now 18, and Entang, 16, on his own.

Is it wrong that I found that funny?

The Hill Billy

It wouldn't have been fair to uproot them at that age.

Blowfish

Someone must be around if needs to go to the toilet.

<insert "wood" joke here>

Bananna man

So many puns, he must be barking mad after hearing them all 1000 times

ansionnachclist

Poor chap.
I'd hate to see his pubes.