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caught speeding

  • 05-11-2007 08:51PM
    #1
    Mint Sauce
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    A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    Officer: May I see your driver's licence?

    Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for exceeding the limit

    Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

    Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

    Officer: The car is stolen?

    Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

    Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.

    Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?

    Driver: Yes, mate.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Captain: Sir, can I see your licence?

    Driver: Sure. Here it is.

    It was valid.

    Captain: Who's car is this?

    Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.

    The driver owned the car.

    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

    Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.

    Driver: No problem.

    Boot is opened; no body.

    Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a licence, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.

    Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying b@st@rd told you I was speeding, as well.


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