Mirror Mirror On The Wall - Who's The Most Sexist Of Them All?

Jesus Wept

I'm going to use the 10 most frequent male posters in Yore Ma's Bar as candidates, but their sexist antics across the forum and boards wide may be used to help you calculate your vote.


Edit: I actually managed to misspell my own name - genius.

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion

There's no such thing as sexism just fat, feminist skanks on their period who spend too much time complaining and not enough time cooking dinner for their men.

Jesus Wept

nialler24

True Brother,

Reminds me of the old adage my brother bestowed upon me many moons ago.

Question: Why do women have periods?

Answer: Because they deserve them.

bronte

nialler24

The-Rigger wrote: »

True Brother,

Reminds me of the old adage my brother bestowed upon me many moons ago.

Question: Why do women have periods?

Answer: Because they deserve them.

Oh, you're in trouble now bai! No fun wedding night for you.

patrickc

smashey

bronte wrote: »

Oh, you're in trouble now bai! No fun wedding night for you.

rigger you should have been more careful on that one, any date set for the wedding yet?

Jesus Wept

nialler24

patrickc2006 wrote: »

rigger you should have been more careful on that one, any date set for the wedding yet?

Thankfully not, or I'd have to postpone it for damage control.

bronte wrote: »

Oh, you're in trouble now bai! No fun wedding night for you.

Can I count on your though?

zaph

Interesting thread as usual Rig.

admiralofthefleet

nialler24

when i go for a piss in the pub i dont shake it, i kick it. +1 for the votes:p

Tom Dunne

Hey, no fair. You can't vote for yourself.

big b

The-Rigger wrote: »

True Brother,

Reminds me of the old adage my brother bestowed upon me many moons ago.

Question: Why do women have periods?

Answer: Because they deserve them.

and here's another.

Why do women have legs?

So they can get from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Doctor DooM

I believe Mr Pighead deserves an honourable mention here, even if he is not in the poll!

Tom Dunne

SDooM wrote: »

I believe Mr Pighead deserves an honourable mention here, even if he is not in the poll!

I thought the poll was for sexist, not tosser?

Doctor DooM

tom dunne wrote: »

I thought the poll was for sexist, not tosser?

Oooooh sick burn

Dun laoire

Where's Trout??? I demand the trout be put into the poll

Slow Motion

tom dunne

In the interest of shameless self promotion, upon trying to decide wether another drink was to be had before hitting the road (there's always room for more) I was heard to utter to the better half "One for the ditch bitch ?", classy guy me *









Edit : Bear in mind who serves you beer !;)

bronte

nialler24

The-Rigger wrote: »

Thankfully not, or I'd have to postpone it for damage control.



Can I count on your though?

I'll think about it.

Kazobel

tom dunne

I think me, Pretty in pink and Irishbird deserve a mention on that poll too since myself and PIP kept that thread alive last night but for the options that are there at the moment I vote Slow Motion, he pulls a great pint and whats sexier than that?

Tom Dunne

Kazobel wrote: »

I think me, Pretty in pink and Irishbird deserve a mention on that poll too since myself and PIP kept that thread alive last night but for the options that are there at the moment I vote Slow Motion, he pulls a great pint and whats sexier than that?

Sexist is somewhat different than sexiest, you will find.

Kazobel

tom dunne

tom dunne wrote: »

Sexist is somewhat different than sexiest, you will find.

Opps read the title wrong my bad I can't actually vote on that, I think every poster on here is an equally sexist f*cker

Slow Motion

tom dunne

tom dunne wrote: »

Sexist is somewhat different than sexiest, you will find.

Not when it comes to me squire

Tom Dunne

Slow Motion wrote: »

Not when it comes to me squire

You heard it here first, folks. Slow Motion's treats his wimmins like dirt and they love it.

Dun laoire

Damn i read sexiest!! Ha.

Jesus Wept

nialler24

lol, this thread would belong in 'threads that are just wrong' if the question was sexiest.

smashey

Hmmm. No votes for me yet. Time to go a flaming.

Tom Dunne

smashey wrote: »

Hmmm. No votes for me yet. Time to go a flaming.

Time to lose the Mr. Nice Guy image.

Kazobel

tom dunne

smashey wrote: »

Hmmm. No votes for me yet. Time to go a flaming.

This "Flaming"?




:D

smashey

Kazobel wrote: »

This "Flaming"?
:D

:eek::eek:
Jaysus Kaz. Remove that.

Kazobel

tom dunne

smashey wrote: »

:eek::eek:
Jaysus Kaz. Remove that.

Naaa, it's funny :D

Tom Dunne

smashey wrote: »

:eek::eek:
Jaysus Kaz. Remove that.

Allow me.

smashey

tom dunne wrote: »

Allow me.

Thank you Brother Tom. That was a bit too much.

John Mason

smashey wrote: »

Thank you Brother Tom. That was a bit too much.

oh what was it ??

i think you are all as sexist as each other and are perfect in everyway :cool:

Hellm0

Kazobel wrote: »

I think me, Pretty in pink and Irishbird deserve a mention on that poll too since myself and PIP kept that thread alive last night but for the options that are there at the moment I vote Slow Motion, he pulls a great pint and whats sexier than that?

Having a womb kicker of a penis

smashey

irishbird wrote: »

oh what was it ??

i think you are all as sexist as each other and are perfect in everyway :cool:

Teh gheys kissing. Wrong forum.

Zaph

I'd just like to point out that my name is spelt wrongly in that poll, which is no doubt depriving me of votes, unless I'm expected to count on the votes of the illiterate wimmins.

Tom Dunne

zaph wrote: »

I'd just like to point out that my name is spelt wrongly in that poll, which is no doubt depriving me of votes, unless I'm expected to count on the votes of the illiterate wimmins.

Fixed. No more excuses.

Zaph

tom dunne wrote: »

Fixed. No more excuses.

I suppose I'd better go off and insult a few wimmins to drum up some votes then. I preferred the illiterate votes approach myself, a lot less effort on my part.

Slow Motion

tom dunne

No Fair, Trigger voted for himself and got his intended to vote for him as well :mad: It's a fix I tells ya !

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion

Who the hell is enda1 and why hasn't he created another 80 accounts to vote for me?

I wonder, how can I abuse my mod powers to get some votes for me?

P.S. Cheers for the vote enda.

Jesus Wept

nialler24

zaph wrote: »

I'd just like to point out that my name is spelt wrongly in that poll, which is no doubt depriving me of votes, unless I'm expected to count on the votes of the illiterate wimmins.

Considering Kaz and Dun Laoire thought it was sexiest, all bets are off.

Hanging chads eat your heart out.

Slow Motion wrote: »

No Fair, Trigger voted for himself and got his intended to vote for him as well :mad: It's a fix I tells ya !

There is no way to stop people voting for themselves, and at least it is transparent so you can see who voted for who.

Almightycushion got a vote from some random person who I have never seen before.


Bronte voted for me because of my 2nd post in this thread.
In fact, I don't think she is speaking to me at the moment!
She voted for me not realising it's a badge of honour!

Tom Dunne

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Who the hell is enda1 and why hasn't he created another 80 accounts to vote for me?

I wonder, how can I abuse my mod powers to get some votes for me?

P.S. Cheers for the vote enda.

Enda is probably Edna in real life. Silver Surfer, I believe they call them.

Welcome, Enda, Edna or whatever.

Tom Dunne

Hmmm, I seem to have had a late surge in popularity.

Cheeky_gal

nialler24

WOW! Who's Tom Dunne???

Tom Dunne

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

WOW! Who's Tom Dunne???

*raises hand*

smashey

Myself, Zaph and Gar have no votes.


Ergo, the wimmins love us.:D

Slow Motion

tom dunne

tom dunne wrote: »

Hmmm, I seem to have had a late surge in popularity.

Reported for abuse of God-like mod powers

Tom Dunne

Slow Motion wrote: »

Reported for abuse of God-like mod powers

Banned for reporting abuse of said powers.

smashey

tom dunne wrote: »

Banned for reporting abuse of said powers.

Mod conspiracy.

Slow Motion

tom dunne

tom dunne wrote: »

Banned for reporting abuse of said powers.

Banned if I do, damned if I don't

moco

Dun laoire wrote: »

Damn i read sexiest!! Ha.

Lol, so did I:eek:

Jesus Wept

nialler24

It's clear that I won. :cool:

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's clear that I won. :cool:

You allowed the wimmen to vote. What are you, a feminist?