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Sunday Mass

Homer · 2007-11-07 10:38:06

An old married couple are attending church one Sunday morning when half way through the priests sermon the wife says to the husband "I've just let out a long, sweaty silent fart, what should i do?" The husband replies "You should replace the battery in your fecking hearing aid!"

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07-11-2007 11:38am

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Homer

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An old married couple are attending church one Sunday morning when half way through the priests sermon the wife says to the husband "I've just let out a long, sweaty silent fart, what should i do?" The husband replies "You should replace the battery in your fecking hearing aid!"

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#2 07-11-2007 12:49pm
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Brilliant, duck there's some stars.

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