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Budgies

  • 08-11-2007 2:37pm
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Paddy went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop owner "Give us the lot" said the Irish man, paid for them and left. He went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket, put a budgie in each pocket, went up to the Post Office Tower
    and jumped off.
    He hit the ground with an almighty smack and lay there groaning until a passer-by came and asked him what had happened. "I don't know sur" he replied "but that's the last time I try that budgie jumping"


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  • #2
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,407 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    * waits for the other two jokes to be posted *


  • #3
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,304 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    A punk with blue spiked hair walks by the bus stop, where an old man is sitting. As he passes, the punk can feel the old man staring at him.

    "Whats your problem old man?" asks the punk...


    ...to which the old man replies "Once, when I was younger, I ****ed a parrot... and I thought you looked like my son".


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